What, you don't have the guts to reveal what your name is on here? Come on, pick a name! "Guest" just doesn't suit you. Have you thought about JERK?

The only bets that matter are the ones that put greenbacks in your pocket. But if you think my posting stuff on the internet is more valuable than cold hard cash, so be it.

Originally Posted by Anonymous

I sure won't bet WITH the titans, I'd NEVER win that way. Unless, of course, I bet that Steve McNair will have some sort of injury next year. But seriously, what fool would make THAT bet?

Come on bet loser, put your real name on this post RTD.
Then tell us how all the big dollars you've won as a betting man.
Then tell us all the other wonderful things about you.
Oh yeah, then tell us how great the Titans are, and how the dolts suck, because the only bet we've seen proof you made is the one you LOST LOSER.

Don't forget, P A Y U P!!!!!!!!

Uh oh, I'm a day late in my payup this week. I hope all you titans fans don't freak.

The Colts bite the big one, but the Titans only bite a little tiny small one. The Titans don't suck nearly as bad as the Colts do, only a little bit. I wish I was cool enough to be a titans fan, because all of their fans are AWESOME.

Hey everybody! I said the Titans RULE! Are you deaf!!!?? The Colts are big fat wussies compared to the incredible might of the titans! Whatcha think about that news?

Does it still count if I say all this stuff drunk?

Blah blah blah, the Colts suck.
Blabbity blab, blah blah the titans rule the Earth.

[avvie]

Oh, come on, Rock. You're a reasonably creative type..I know you could do better than that last entry.
If you gotta pay up, make it really count! Maybe some fine words on our record; maybe some player-specific package squeaks; or some comments on Fisher's opting to discontinue the mullet hairdo.
You've only got about 25-28 more times to do this...let's see some SPIRIT!

[avvie]

Dude, I noticed that you appeared to be a bit lonely and dejected since nobody responded to your recent posts. This is the pitfall of choosing a lesser-known board.
But keep your head high, and press on! The Titans will smile upon you from high on Olympus*.





*(yes, i know that's bad mythology. Don't go there.)

You're right Avvie, it does get pretty lonely when nobody wants a piece of ya. I don't think it's because of the lack of people here, I think it's because my reputation precedes me. They know I'll take their lame smack and shove it up their booty-holes.

Damn, I almost forgot.......

The Colts are talentless wussy boys compared to the athletic superstuds of the titans.

What you're dealing with here is the problem of percentages....
If only a small percentage of Titans fans post here, then there is an even smaller percentage that can produce commendable smack.
As you know, I have recently re-entered the meat market. My mom attempted to cheer me up by producing the statistic that 40% of adults are single. Unfortunately, she had forgotten that 50% of adults are overweight.
Point being, percentages can work for or against you equally. But if it will make you feel any better:

Your wussy little pretty-boy QB MIGHT be able to complete a pass if he would quit trying to blow kisses to Dungy after every snap. Don't they have enough time together in the locker room to trade make-up secrets?
If it wasn't for Ty Law, Peyton would NEVER have gotten the completion stats to get that Most Vehemently Pretentious title.
It's a good thing he didn't have to play Kansas City---with all that red and white running around on the field, he might have thought he was passing out big cookies to Santas in hopes of getting that new train set.
And what's with that Morris guy? Is he trying to tackle, or just trying to get a closer look at the thread count of our jerseys?
That Edgerrin James is a great running back...but he'll be screwed if the officials rule it illegal to place a bong downfield for him to run to.
Thankfully, Jevon Kearse has figured out a way to get around that broken foot. Now he just throws some jacks on the field, and Peyton grounds the ball.
Marvin Harrison makes some AWESOME catches! I'll tell ya, that dude is a sucker for anything comin' at him that rotates!

Hope that helps...

[avvie]

This site lets you post without logging in...I hate that, cause I keep getting listed as "guest".

Damnit Avvie, I just can't find it in me to argue with ya. Maybe it's because I know you don't mean it.

We both know that you'll be on the Colt bandwagon when the tits finish next season with an impressive 3-13 record.

I would like your opinion though on what you think about the ONLY star player on your team being signed by the Eagles. :P

[avvie]

OMFG! Are you telling me that I, of all people, have outsmacked you?? Say it isn't so!!

I will not be surprised if next season is 3-13 for us. Chop, slice, dice, puree, shuffle---one Reese does it all! And if you order now.....

I'm a little bummed about Curse going to Philly, mostly because of the way it happened. While his stats have dropped with injuries and all, there was no doubt that the D-line projected their attitudes onto him. By that I mean they weaken when he's not there....he's like some kind of talisman or figurehead of leadership.

I don't get to WATCH many games, due to location, but in the few that I have seen, Jevon reminds me of John Malkovich playing as Lenny in "Of Mice And Men", what with his big lumbering and gangly reach.
You just don't get that with Field Pass Netradio.

I had a vitriolic opinion regarding the possibility of franchising JK, but on second thought, it occurs to me that I don't fully understand the franchising concept.

Justin McCairens (my second fave wideout)wants to go to Philly also. E George has rejected his contract. We have no backup QB (yet). I like McNair. I also like a hand of Blackjack. My chances are the same with either one. I still have two great wideouts, but somebody has to get a ball to them.
Shortly I will be checking the current roster/draft status, and I hope for better news. I still maintain that McNair is, in fact, tough; however, I also say: If you're injured, GET OFF THE FIELD and quit putting the team through this iffy crap!

Yes, I hate to say it, but this 2004-5 may be your year...if our DC doesn't teach the Dline that trick with the jacks.... :P

[avvie]

I just lost J-Mac to the Jets.

[avvie]

It's been a week since last posting, so I am here to say that maybe Reese does know what he's doing, and he's dealt with tougher times before. Except in 2001. But i'm positive.

Damn, I'm a slacker huh. I'll go ahead and post TWO different responses to make up for my lateness.

Here's the first one.....The Colts suck