THE OLD YUKS ARE BACK. WENT TO COURT THE OTHER DAY A KID WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF A CUSTODY BATTLE THE JUDGE ASKED HIM. "SON YA WANNA LIVE WITH YOUR MOTHER?"
"NO YOUR HONOR SHE BEATS ME."
"WELL THEN YA WANNA LIVE WITH YOUR FATHER?" THE JUDGE ASKED.
"NO HE BEATS ME TOO."
"WELL SON YA HAVE TO LIVE WITH SOMEONE." SAID THE MAGISTRATE. "WHO DO YOU WANT TO LIVE WITH?"
"I WANNA LIVE WITH THOSE BUCCANEERS THEY DON'T BEAT ANYBODY." THE KID REPLIED.

Ha Ha! Poorly coached, badly out of shape, older and slower. Ready for a major remake!