HERE WE GO AGAIN

IT'S HALF TIME GB 13 BUCS 6. AND I STAND BY MY CLAIM. THE F--KKANEERS WASTE OUR TAX DOLLARS AND WIN NOT ANOTHER GAME THIS YEAR OR NEXT YEAR OR THE YEAR AFTER. GO MUCCANEERS, GO JOKKENEERS, GO LOSSENEERS,
YA CAN'T BEAT YOUR GRAMMA'S YA ONE SHOT, 1 FLASH, 1 FART WONDERS.
ALREADY CAN'T WAIT TIL THE NEXT LOSING SEASON. WHAT A WASTE OF OUR TAX DOLLAR.
SERIOUSLY COACH PLAY ME PAY ME. I GUARANTEE YOU I CAN MISS A TACKLE JUST AS GOOD AS BURGER, AND WARREN AND LET THE DEFENSE STOMP BRAD JUST AS GOOD AS KENNNA AND I CAN DROP A PAST JUST AS GOOD AS KESHAWNNNNNN. JUST GIVE ME THE MILLION OR SO FOR JUST ONE YEAR COACH. OOHOOOH AND KICK I FORGOT KICK I CAN MISS A FIELD GOAL JUST AS GOOD AS MARRRRRRRRRRRRRRTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN. GIMMI A CHANCE COACH JUST 1 YEAR 1 MILLION I'LL DO ALL THIS FOR YOU JUST AS GOOD AS THE F--CKKANEERS WE HAVE NOW.
IF I DON'T FUMBLE, MISS THE FIELD GOALS, MISS THE TACKLES AND BLOCKS JUST AS GOOD AS THE JOKKENEERS WE HAVE NOW I'LL TAKE MY MILLION AND JUST FADE INTO THE SUNSET.