ANOTHER WIN . . . . YEAH

I say the BUCs NEVER WIN ANOTHER GAME.... NOT THIS YEAR NOT NEXT, NOT EVER. THE BUCS ARE A ONE FLASH WONDER. JUST LIKE THE 84 BEARS. THESE BUCS ARE GONNA FINISH LAST5 IN THE DIVISION. NEXT YEAR THEY WON'T BE ABLE TO BEAT THEIR MOTHERS THE NEXT THEY WON'T BE ABLE TO BEAT THEIR GRANDMOTHERS. THE BUCS WILL WIN ANOTHER SUPERBOWL WHEN THE CUBS AND REDSOX ARE IN THE WORLD SERIES TOGETHER. YEAH LIKE THATS GONNA HAPPEN. OH WELL I JUST GO TO THE STADIUM, LIKE I HAVE FOR THE LAST 20 YEARS, CAUSE MY TAX DOLLARS PAYIN FOR IT AND TA DRINK BEER GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YYYYYYYYYYYUUUUUUKKKKKKS
PS. THE OLD YUKS ARE BACK. WENT TO COURT THE OTHER DAY A KID WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF A CUSTODY BATTLE THE JUDGE ASKED HIM. "SON YA WANNA LIVE WITH YOUR MOTHER?"
"NO YOUR HONOR SHE BEATS ME."
"WELL THEN YA WANNA LIVE WITH YOUR FATHER?" THE JUDGE ASKED.
"NO HE BEATS ME TOO."
"WELL SON YA HAVE TO LIVE WITH SOMEONE." SAID THE MAGISTRATE. "WHO DO YOU WANT TO LIVE WITH?"
"I WANNA LIVE WITH THOSE BUCCANEERS THEY DON'T BEAT ANYBODY." THE KID REPLIED.