[indyNASCARgirl]

Pick the month you were born in:

January--I danced with
February--I loved
March--I choked on
April--I licked
May-- I kicked
June--I murdered
July--I sang to
August--I had lunch with
September--I ran over
October--I smoked
November--I yelled at
December--I kissed

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------a paperclip
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a gangster
6-------a Mexican
7-------a llama
8-------a banana
9-------myself
10-------my neighbor
11-------an I pod
12-------my dog
13-------Chuck Norris
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------my best friends' boyfriend
20-------a football player
21-------a permanent marker
22-------my boyfriend's tongue
23-------a noodle
24-------my girlfriend
25-------a baseball bat
26-------my sister
27-------a cd
28-------my science teacher
29-------a thorn bush
30-------my cell phone
31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White------Because I'm sexy
Black-------Because I'm a ninja who wants taco bell.
Pink--------Because I'm NOT homosexual.
Red---------Because I love her.
Blue--------Because the voices told me to
Green------Because I hate myself.
Purple------because I'm an ***
Gray--------Because I'm a moron
Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange----Because I hate my family.
Other-------Because that's how I roll.

I kicked a Mexican because the voices told me to!

[Souporscotty]

I can't say what I did because I don't HAVE a boyfriend.

[Dupont4five]

Bobby labonte drives the Cheerios car
Terry Labonte drives the Kelloggs car

[TN_Gal]

I licked my dog because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars

[WVGrandma4Kasey]

I smoked an Ipod because the voices told me to.

That sounds about right

[Smoke842]

I sang to a fork
because I'm a ninja
who wants Taco Hell (no not really, last time I ate there I got sick)

Dale Junior qualified in the top 10. Bout time for him to get a win, I hope I hope I hope!

[Quality88]

I kissed a fork because I'm sexy.....

[LSC9901]

I'm not gonna say except that I don't believe I am a moron !!! A Redneck maybe but not a moron.

[WVGrandma4Kasey]

OK for fun

http://www.freaknfunny.com/files/upload/draw-a-pig.swf

[Smoke842]

Originally Posted by Quality88

I kissed a fork because I'm sexy.....

Seems we both like forks for some reason. lol. Thanks IndyNascar for a funny thread! Something different!
Edit: Gma, what's on that thread? I'm on sloooww dial up.

[Nevadastars]

Sept. 24th, tan shirt.

I ran over my girlfriend because that's how I roll.

[WVGrandma4Kasey]

Originally Posted by Smoke842

Seems we both like forks for some reason. lol. Thanks IndyNascar for a funny thread! Something different!
Edit: Gma, what's on that thread? I'm on sloooww dial up.

Its worth the wait, I'm on a slow dial up too. Really didn't take too long.

[Smoke842]

Originally Posted by WVGrandma4Kasey

Its worth the wait, I'm on a slow dial up too. Really didn't take too long.

I drew a pig! Ha ha ha, that was cool! Thanks Gma.

[lilsexy08]

I kicked an I pod because the voices told me to!

[mandie116]

i licked a pickle, because i'm a ninja that wants taco bell...

haha...