[simple simon]

i dont actually know which conspiracy # this is, but i thought that looked neat

***ALERT*** i dont claim any of this is true .... it is a topic for discussion .. no more, no less ...... no need to try and call me out or argue with me

Jimmy Johnson needs only to finish 18th or higher in the race to win the Cup .... what if he wrecks early and finishes outside of the top 20 ?

if someone wrecks him, will it be called controversial ? ...... will the theorists come out of the woodwork ?

[Racer Duck]

Originally Posted by simple simon

i dont actually know which conspiracy # this is, but i thought that looked neat

***ALERT*** i dont claim any of this is true .... it is a topic for discussion .. no more, no less ...... no need to try and call me out or argue with me

Jimmy Johnson needs only to finish 18th or higher in the race to win the Cup .... what if he wrecks early and finishes outside of the top 20 ?

if someone wrecks him, will it be called controversial ? ...... will the theorists come out of the woodwork ?

doesn't matter what happens to JJ, it'll be simon's fault

[simple simon]

Originally Posted by Racer Duck

doesn't matter what happens to JJ, it'll be simon's fault

and now my plans are spoiled .... thanks a lot dude

am i that transparent ?

[Quality88]

Originally Posted by simple simon

and now my plans are spoiled .... thanks a lot dude

am i that transparent ?

Hey now.... you promised to include me in the fun Simon

[simple simon]

Originally Posted by Quality88

Hey now.... you promised to include me in the fun Simon

i specifically left you out of the planning stages so if you were captured (which you most likely will be) you could tell them you know nothing under torture and not be lying

[Quality88]

Originally Posted by simple simon

i specifically left you out of the planning stages so if you were captured (which you most likely will be) you could tell them you know nothing under torture and not be lying

Ahh, your right, a few cold beers and they would know everything

[Racer Duck]

Originally Posted by simple simon

and now my plans are spoiled .... thanks a lot dude

am i that transparent ?

nah, the plans are still good, but you may have to rethink the getaway now that I blew it...

Q, keep your cell charged .. simon will let you know when to jump!

I'm working on a disguise (kinda hard to cover a beak like mine, so I'm thinking AFLAC...)

[Bob Tanner]

Originally Posted by simple simon

i dont actually know which conspiracy # this is, but i thought that looked neat

***ALERT*** i dont claim any of this is true .... it is a topic for discussion .. no more, no less ...... no need to try and call me out or argue with me

Jimmy Johnson needs only to finish 18th or higher in the race to win the Cup .... what if he wrecks early and finishes outside of the top 20 ?

if someone wrecks him, will it be called controversial ? ...... will the theorists come out of the woodwork ?

I'd say it would depend mostly on who wrecked him.

But, I don't see a major conspiracy wave hitting NA__AR over your scenario. It'll be a Hendrick Championship no matter which driver gets the Cup.

Remember, if Johnson finishes 18th he wins no matter when Jeffie finishes, right? It's a little simpler than that. The 18th position is good if Jeffie wins and leads the most laps and Johnson doesn't lead a lap. I haven't done the math but if Jeff has an average finish and Johnson leads a lap (which is very normal for any Cup race), then all Jimmy has to come up with is a 25th, or so.

My bet is that Jimmy will spend the day keeping the #24 in sight. If Jeff drops to around 10th, or so, and there are between 10-15 cars in the pits, with 75 miles to go I look for Knause to key the mike and tell Jimmy, "Sic 'em!" THEN, Johnson will go after #5.

[simple simon]

Originally Posted by Bob Tanner

If Jeff drops to around 10th, or so, and there are between 10-15 cars in the pits, with 75 miles to go I look for Knause to key the mike and tell Jimmy, "Sic 'em!" THEN, Johnson will go after #5.

Bob has given us a new conspiracy

[Bob Tanner]

Originally Posted by simple simon

Bob has given us a new conspiracy

I don't know if it qualifies as a Grassy Knoll Theory or a Black Helocopter Saga. I'd term it more a "Plan of Attack."