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San Diego Chargers Move to Vegas; Change Name to Bionic Thunder ... Funny stuff here about a possible name change for the franchise, should they move to Vegas. Quote: San Diego Chargers Move to Vegas; Change Name to Bionic Thunder Donkeys
Vegas Pop, NV - Jan 6, 2007
So let's say the Chargers can't find a site in San Diego County for their new stadium and they did move to Vegas. What would the team's name be? I hate it when a team moves and keeps the same name -- hello, Arizona Cardinals. Vegas Chargers fits in with the power generation of Hoover Dam and neon power consumption on The Strip, but the name doesn't really fit in with the "cash is king" mentality of Vegas, and besides, it is someone else's name.
One of the problems with naming a Vegas team is that Nevada doesn't have very threatening state animals that would be appropriate for a menacing team name:
- Vegas Mountain Bluebirds (state bird)
- Vegas Desert Bighorn Sheep (state animal)
- Vegas Desert Tortoises (state reptile)
- Vegas Lahontan Cuttthroat Trouts (state fish)
- Vegas Tule Ducks (state artifact)
Not much help if we looked to Nevada history for the team's moniker:
- Vegas Settlers (Mormon settlers)
- Vegas Battlers ("Born to Battle" slogan)
- Vegas Snowcaps (Spanish Nevada translation)
- Vegas Silver Strikers (mining history)
An obvious and wealthy source of names can be found in the gaming industry. There are a couple of poker-related teams found other sports like the Royals (MLB) or the Kings (NBA), but that still leaves hundreds of names:
- Vegas Black Jacks
- Vegas Aces
- Vegas Jackpots
- Vegas Rouletters
- Vegas Gamblers
- Vegas Full Boats
Although MGM Mirage or Harrahs could take a fraction of the billions in revenue, buy and move a team here and go the way of the Anaheim Ducks with the Vegas Pharaohs, Vegas Knights, Vegas Maximus, Vegas Flamingos -- the list is endless with the themed resorts.
We could pay homage to the Mayor himself and go with the Vegas Sapphires in honor of one of his favorite spirits. We could pay tribute to Siegfried and Roy and go with the Vegas White Tigers.
If we do get a team, maybe there will be a naming contest. If so, I'm going to submit the name I use for my fantasy football team, Bionic Thunder Donkeys. We do have wild burros around and donkey is a poker term, although unflattering. However adding both bionic and thunder, should conjure the fear suitable for a team name.
Sat, 06 Jan 2007 09:22:00 GMT
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