[WVGrandma4Kasey]

You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right side is
sharp drop off, and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same
speed as you. Directly in front of you is a galloping kangaroo and your
horse is unable to overtake it. Behind you is a lion running at the same
speed as you and the Kangaroo. What must you do to safely get out of this
highly dangerous situation?

Get your drunk A** off the Carousel




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An old cowboy sat down at a bar and ordered a drink.

As he sat sipping his drink, a young woman sat down next to him.

She turned to the cowboy and asked,

"Are you a real cowboy?"



He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows,
going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves,
cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs,
so I guess I am a cowboy."



She said,

"I'm a lesbian! I spend my whole day just thinking about women.

As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women.

When I shower, I think about women.

When I watch TV, I think about women.

I even think about women when I eat.

It seems that everything makes me think of women."



The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy
and asked,

"Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied,

"I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian!"

[TN_Gal]

CLEAN.....just being a smart-arse

[WVGrandma4Kasey]

Originally Posted by TN_Gal

CLEAN.....just being a smart-arse

I guess visiting in PA made you orney. What did they do to you?

[TN_Gal]

Originally Posted by WVGrandma4Kasey

I guess visiting in PA made you orney. What did they do to you?

I had a great time....except the airport part. But for the price of $39 each way from Nasville to Phila. I wasn't complaining.

Saw 2 of my sisters, my parents and my niece and nephew. Even surprised an old girlfriend who I have not seen for 11 years. All in all..a greta trip.

With that said....it's good to be home

[TN_Gal]

[WVGrandma4Kasey]

Stold this from Juan Pablo Montoya site, he's got a nasty site down-under, loved it.
A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale has hit Vietnam.


Two million Vietnamese have died and over a million are injured.


The country is totally ruined and the government doesn't know where to start with providing help to rebuild..


The rest of the world is in shock.

United States is sending troops to help.

Saudi Arabia is sending oil.

Latin American countries are sending supplies.

The European community (except France) is sending food and money.


The Australians, not to be outdone, are sending two million replacement Vietnamese.



JPM's profile http://www.goteamsgo.com/forum/membe...o-montoya.html

[WVGrandma4Kasey]

Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man
walking with his legs spread apart. One of the students said to his friend:
"I'm sure he has Petry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that."

The other student says: "No, I don't think so.. The old man surely has
Zovitzki Syndrome. He walks just as we learned in class."

Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man. They approached
him and one of the students said to him: "We're medical students and
couldn't help but notice the way y ou walk, but we couldn't agree on the
syndrome you might have. Could you tell us what it is?"

The old man said: "I'll tell you, but first you'll tell me what you think."
One of the students said: "I think it's Petry Syndrome."

The old man said: "You thought.......... but you are wrong."

Then the other student said: "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome."

The old man said: "You thought.......... but you are wrong.

So they asked him: "Well, what do you have?"

The old man said: "I thought it was GAS........... but I was wrong.

[TN_Gal]

Hope this works Granny.....here's a present for you

[WVGrandma4Kasey]

Originally Posted by TN_Gal

Hope this works Granny.....here's a present for you

Oh I love him I shall put him in my file for the really bad one.

[WVGrandma4Kasey]

A man appeared before St. Peter at the pearly gates.

"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.

"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered. "On a trip to theBlack Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of high-testosterone bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.? So, I approached the largest and most heavily-tattooed biker and smacked him on the head, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the ground." I yelled, "Now, back off biker boy or you'll answer to me!"

St. Peter was impressed. "When did this happen?"

"A couple of minutes ago."

[TWINBOYZMOM2U]

I WAS READING SOME OF YOUR POSTING AND YOU SEEM TO BE VERY KNOWLEDGEABLE. I WAS WONDERING IF YOU COULD ASSIST ME WITH SOMETHING. IM LOOKING FOR THE RULES FOR "MUTTON BUSTIN". THERE IS A QUESTION AS TO IF SPURS CAN BE WORN OR NOT.

THANK YOU,
DEBBIE

[WVGrandma4Kasey]

Originally Posted by TWINBOYZMOM2U

I WAS READING SOME OF YOUR POSTING AND YOU SEEM TO BE VERY KNOWLEDGEABLE. I WAS WONDERING IF YOU COULD ASSIST ME WITH SOMETHING. IM LOOKING FOR THE RULES FOR "MUTTON BUSTIN". THERE IS A QUESTION AS TO IF SPURS CAN BE WORN OR NOT.

THANK YOU,
DEBBIE

New one on me, Anyone? TN-Gal please check it out with your peeps and see if any of them know.

[Rodeo Oz]

You asked
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I WAS READING SOME OF YOUR POSTING AND YOU SEEM TO BE VERY KNOWLEDGEABLE. I WAS WONDERING IF YOU COULD ASSIST ME WITH SOMETHING. IM LOOKING FOR THE RULES FOR "MUTTON BUSTIN". THERE IS A QUESTION AS TO IF SPURS CAN BE WORN OR NOT.


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Here in Oz
I have been told that no spurs to be worn just a rope on them or just hang on to the wool with 2 hands & hope for the best.

Cheers

[DodgeFB]

Anyone who would use spurs on a sheep should be drug behind a horse for awhile.

[WVGrandma4Kasey]

Originally Posted by DodgeFB

Anyone who would use spurs on a sheep should be drug behind a horse for awhile.

Hey Dodge how you been. Seen you paid Oz a visit. A cool site.