[WVGrandma4Kasey]

Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"
Yes. What can I do for you?"
"I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....He's hidin'
marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it
inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there."
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They
search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open
every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and
leave.
Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.
"Hye, Virgil! This here's Floyd...did the Sheriff come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep!"
"Happy Birthday, buddy!"
(Rednecks know how to Git-R-Dun)

[hotshot7796]

lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahaha...................thats a good one, I might have to try that

[Doodlegrl]

Okay I wanna play too:


10 Dog Peeves About Humans


1. Blaming your farts on me... not funny ... not very funny at all!
2. Yelling at me for barking... I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG YOU IDIOT!
3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it!
5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.
6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back
8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
9. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous. 10. Dog sweaters. Have you noticed the fur?
hehehehe

[MJHMarc]

Good list, doodlegrl.

Have you lived a day as a dog?

[Doodlegrl]

Originally Posted by MJHMarc

Good list, doodlegrl.

Have you lived a day as a dog?

Well, I guess some days it does feel like it. lol I just wanted to post something. Trying to get my feet wet around here. I am so happy to have happened upon this place.

[MJHMarc]

In that case, post away!

[BRIAN(na) Collette]

me, too?? lol!