[greed0982]

Originally Posted by vincesanity82

hey greed welcome to gtg, so who is your favorite team?

Hey vincesanity, my team, although not very impressive but with a win today is The Nebraska Huskers.

[Gotham Dark Knight]

Originally Posted by greed0982

Thanks Gotham. It's just in my blood to hate Michigan. Notre Dame also. If i were to die today, i couldnt be happier.

Well, we can't try to argue with a man willing to die happy over a Michigan loss...that's commitment. As for Nebraska...what's up with the ground game? From what I got to see of the game, they weren't running all that well.

[greed0982]

Why did Lloyd Carr make his Michigan Wolverines start eating their Wheaties straight out of the box?
Because they choke whenever they get near bowls.

[greed0982]

Originally Posted by Gotham Dark Knight

Well, we can't try to argue with a man willing to die happy over a Michigan loss...that's commitment. As for Nebraska...what's up with the ground game? From what I got to see of the game, they weren't running all that well.

Yea, the nebraksas ground game hasnt been the same for some years now. They need to find a qb like Tommy Frazier and get back to the option game.

[Gotham Dark Knight]

Originally Posted by greed0982

Why did Lloyd Carr make his Michigan Wolverines start eating their Wheaties straight out of the box?
Because they choke whenever they get near bowls.

Oooh that is harsh...but looking at the team today, did they even get close to the box?

[greed0982]

What's the difference between the Big House and a cactus?
The cactus has its pricks on the outside!

[greed0982]

One day in an elementary school in Ann Arbor Michigan, a teacher asks her class if the Michigan Wolverines are their favorite football team. The whole class says yes except for Little Jimmy.
The teacher asks, "What's your favorite football team Jimmy?"
Little Jimmy says, "The Ohio State Buckeyes."
The teacher asks, "Well, why is that?"
Little Jimmy says, "Well, my dad is a Buckeye fan, my mom is a Buckeye fan, I guess that makes me a Buckeye fan."
The teacher angered by his reply says, "If your dad was a moron and your mom was an idiot what would that make you?"
Little Jimmy says, "Well, I guess that would make me a Michigan fan."

[greed0982]

Why should the University of Michigan change its name to the "Opossums"? Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.

[greed0982]

How do you keep your family safe from a Wolverine?
Move to Pasadena.

[Lefty Noob]

All anti-Michigan jokes aside, let's not forget that this was a strong performance from this Oregon Ducks team as well. Dixon threw for nearly 300 yards and 3 TDs while running for 76 yards and another score. Jonathan Stewart ran for 111 yards and put one in the end zone, and the Ducks tallied 624 yards of total offense. I know a lot of people are down on Michigan, and rightfully so, but let's give credit where credit is due and also recognize that the Ducks looked extremely good in this victory.