| Why things happen. Bob Stoops, the Oklahoma football coach, after living a full life,died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to amodest little house with a faded Sooners flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity, Bob," said God. "This is veryspecial; not everyone gets a house up here."Bob felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his wayup theporch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a3-storymansion with a Green and Yellow sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flagpole withan enormous Oregon Duck flag, and in every window, a Duck.Bob looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful,but Ihave a question. I was a good coach, I went to three consecutive bowlgames, won a national championship, and turned around Oklahoma'sentireprogram."God said "So what do you want to know, Bob?"Well, why does Mike Bellotti get a better house than me?"God chuckled, and said "Bob, that's not Mike's house, it's mine." |