[PHDatPSU]

Q: What is the difference between a Notre Dame fan and a trampoline?
A: You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.
Q: What do the ighting Irish and Marijuana have in common?
A: They both get smoked in a bowl.

[PHDatPSU]

Q: Where do you go to in Indiana when there is a chance of a tornado?
A: Notre Dame Stadium. I hear they never get a touchdown there!
Q: Why has the Notre game recruiting fallen on hard times?
A: The new coach found out that the SAT score of 900 was individual, not cumulative!

[bautch24]

wow I saw a few touchdowns there today, the new tornado ally. Ha our recruiting is great now that we have Weis.

[dbwelsh63]

I've got another one for you.

Q. What's the difference between Princess Diana and the Nittany Lions?
A. The Nittany Lions usually make it through the tunnel before they get
killed.