[MJHMarc]

New York, New York (VP)--User, MJHMarc, decided to call it quits after only 15 posts in the majors. He didn't seem ready to fit in with the major leaguers and made a decision to return to the minors. After ten long minutes in the minor leagues he gave up and made his final post on GoTeamGo Fan Forum. He was not available for further comments.

[Gotham Dark Knight]

Originally Posted by MJHMarc

New York, New York (VP)--User, MJHMarc, decided to call it quits after only 15 posts in the majors. He didn't seem ready to fit in with the major leaguers and made a decision to return to the minors. After ten long minutes in the minor leagues he gave up and made his final post on GoTeamGo Fan Forum. He was not available for further comments.

Unfortunately his contract was guaranteed. Had it been the NFL, it would have only been a signing bonus, and a season salary prorated to 15 posts. A source close to GoTeamsGo had this to say about MJHMarc, "He had a quick pen, unfortunately that does not translate well to typing speed. He lacked the fundamentals. Sure he was funny, and could spell, but he had no stamina beyond 50 words."

[ThePundit]

MJH Mark - Was it something I said?

[MJHMarc]

ESPN Rumor Mill: Is MJHMarc making a comeback?

An anonymous source explained that MJHMarc might make a comeback in the next few days. The real question is: Is there any truth to this? Find out when MJHMarc returns to Go Teams Go sports forums!

[Gotham Dark Knight]

Originally Posted by MJHMarc

ESPN Rumor Mill: Is MJHMarc making a comeback?

An anonymous source explained that MJHMarc might make a comeback in the next few days. The real question is: Is there any truth to this? Find out when MJHMarc returns to Go Teams Go sports forums!

Rumor has it that although MJHMarc posted a good wonderlic score his time in the 40 has not been the same since the self imposed layoff...on an off campus tryout he was clocked in 4.97...we will see what kind of shape he returns in...

[Wizard of Os]

Never has a bright young star burned out so quickly...

Alas, poor MJHMarc. I knew him, Horatio...

[MJHMarc]

MJHMarc is starting to "pick up his game" in the minor leagues. He recently reached a career milestone of 50 posts (3.31 posts on average per day). He is expected to reach another milestone of 100 posts within the next 17 days if he continues on this streak of 3 hits per day.

[Gotham Dark Knight]

Originally Posted by MJHMarc

MJHMarc is starting to "pick up his game" in the minor leagues. He recently reached a career milestone of 50 posts (3.31 posts on average per day). He is expected to reach another milestone of 100 posts within the next 17 days if he continues on this streak of 3 hits per day.

If he avoids keyboard injuries, and keeps his head in the game, there is the possibility of an early may call up to the majors.

[Wizard of Os]

MJHMarc is potentially an animal, an athlete of Jordanesque proportions. Or he could be Grant Hillian...carpal tunnel syndrome has sent a post jockey to the DL...

[Gotham Dark Knight]

Originally Posted by Wizard of Os

MJHMarc is potentially an animal, an athlete of Jordanesque proportions. Or he could be Grant Hillian...carpal tunnel syndrome has sent a post jockey to the DL...

Though his rookie season has seen MJHMarc have his shares of hits an misses, he is still in the running for GoTeamsGo rookie of the month honors...

[MJHMarc]

MJHMarc broke Barry Bonds' previous record of 73-single season homeruns set in 2001. MJHMarc now claims the record of the most homeruns hit in a single season by one individual player. With 75 career-homers he hopes to reach Hank Aaron's 755 homeruns someday in his career.

[Gotham Dark Knight]

Originally Posted by MJHMarc

MJHMarc broke Barry Bonds' previous record of 73-single season homeruns set in 2001. MJHMarc now claims the record of the most homeruns hit in a single season by one individual player. With 75 career-homers he hopes to reach Hank Aaron's 755 homeruns someday in his career.

In an Interview with ESPN, Marc attributed his success to a balance diet and...uhhhmmm...a secret vitamin supplement that he sprinkled on his morning Wheaties...

[MJHMarc]

MJHMARC reached another career milestone today as he marked up his 100th post. ESPN sat down with MJHMarc and discussed his recent achievements.

ESPN:"So MJHMarc, how does it feel to get your 100th post."

MJHMARC:"No big deal. I didn't even notice it until I read it on the front page of the New York Times. Say, where did you get that tie?"

ESPN:"What are your comments about the secret vitamin exposed by Gotham Dark Knight?"

MJHMarc:"I deny all those rumors. I never used any kind of secret vitamin."

ESPN:"One last thing, MJHMarc. What are your feeling about the `Sean' incident?"

MJHMarc:"Well, listen up. I made a formal apology to The Pundit. It was a common mistake and I just wanted to make sure there wasn't any confusion on the board. I take full responsibilites for my actions"

ESPN:"Thank you for clearing up that mess. We will interview you again when you reach your 200th post. Until then and now, it is Inteh Vu. Err,ESPN."

[Gotham Dark Knight]

Originally Posted by MJHMarc

MJHMARC reached another career milestone today as he marked up his 100th post. ESPN sat down with MJHMarc and discussed his recent achievements.

ESPN:"So MJHMarc, how does it feel to get your 100th post."

MJHMARC:"No big deal. I didn't even notice it until I read it on the front page of the New York Times. Say, where did you get that tie?"

ESPN:"What are your comments about the secret vitamin exposed by Gotham Dark Knight?"

MJHMarc:"I deny all those rumors. I never used any kind of secret vitamin."

ESPN:"One last thing, MJHMarc. What are your feeling about the `Sean' incident?"

MJHMarc:"Well, listen up. I made a formal apology to The Pundit. It was a common mistake and I just wanted to make sure there wasn't any confusion on the board. I take full responsibilites for my actions"

ESPN:"Thank you for clearing up that mess. We will interview you again when you reach your 200th post. Until then and now, it is Inteh Vu. Err,ESPN."

Though the rumors of the illegal suppplements have been laid to rest...new reports have surfaced that tie MJHMarc to the likes of Anna Kournikova and a pleasure cruise party that got way out of hand...when asked to comment, MJ said, "We are just good friends. No truth to the rumor that there was a secret wedding."

[Wizard of Os]

Man, my publicist sucks. I can't even get an interview from a livejournal blogger and i opened this career at a torrid pace...who you got, MJHMarc?

Here's to comebacks: Ali, MJ, Deion Sanders and now MJHMarc...

Cheers!