[Quality88]

Alright folks... just for fun. I know there are several people who hate corporate sponsorship(or to make it a little more fun, corporate names that would be un tv friendly)...... so I'd like to hear some names for furture Nascar races. This one just for starters......

"To Hell with Corporate Sponsorship 500"

Have a little fun with it......

[Bob Tanner]

Originally Posted by Quality88

Alright folks... just for fun. I know there are several people who hate corporate sponsorship(or to make it a little more fun, corporate names that would be un tv friendly)...... so I'd like to hear some names for furture Nascar races. This one just for starters......

"To Hell with Corporate Sponsorship 500"

Have a little fun with it......

Any Fontana race should be "The Sominex 400"

Las Vegas...How about "The Flamingo Topless 400?"

Move the Labour Day race back to Darlington and call it <surprise!> "The Southern 500."

[LSC9901]

It would seem more than obvious that the NHIS race would be called the "Country Bumpkin' 300"

[BringBackWilkesboro]

Originally Posted by LSC9901

It would seem more than obvious that the NHIS race would be called the "Country Bumpkin' 300"

"I got a shotgun, a rifle and a four wheel drive and a country boy can survive" Crank the Hank.

Anyway, change the Pepsi 400 back to the Firecracker 400, Or at least the Firecracker 400 presented by Pepsi if France loves the money that much (which he does). Thats about all I can think of.

[3wide]

Eh...The Chicagoland 400 presented by Waste Management

[Quality88]

Originally Posted by BringBackWilkesboro

"I got a shotgun, a rifle and a four wheel drive and a country boy can survive" Crank the Hank.

That calls for a beer

[BringBackWilkesboro]

Originally Posted by Quality88

That calls for a beer

[TN_Gal]

I think if your gonna have a race called The Budwieser Shootout...that everyone has to drink a 6-packof Bud before they get in their car and each driver is given a gun.... The rules are you have to stay above the yellow line at all times and you are only allowed to shoot another car..not a person..that would be entertaining

[WVGrandma4Kasey]

Originally Posted by 3wide

Eh...The Chicagoland 400 presented by Waste Management

LOL Thats my garbage pickers too.

It sure is hard to figure out how they have made enought to sponser a car and have no computer programers. I've been in a debate with them for months. Seems the right hand doesn't know what the left hand is doing. Guess it's another one of those companys that the precursor for employment is to be taken out back and beat with a stupid stick.

[N2Oxide]

Originally Posted by Bob Tanner

Any Fontana race should be "The Sominex 400"

Las Vegas...How about "The Flamingo Topless 400?"

Move the Labour Day race back to Darlington and call it <surprise!> "The Southern 500."

I'd Call the fontana race the "Wow, this is pretty boring, I think I'll tape it and watch the last 50 laps 400"

I love the competition, i love the noise, i love the smell, but boy do I love the wrecks! Caution free races are like watching grass grow IMHO. What can I say, I get bored easily. Wrecks suck if the driver is hurt (badly.)

or if it's Kenseth.

I'm from old school. SEEKONK SPEEDWAY BABY!! Every race comes with a complimentary crash-burn-fistfight.

Eventually the Coca-Cola 600 will be called the "Fixodent 600"

[oncea3fan]

Bristol Night Race,

The Pi$$ Me Off You F$@#!ing Jerk 500.(David Allen Coe)

the Fixodent would work here too! good one!

[TN_Gal]

Originally Posted by oncea3fan

Bristol Night Race,

The Pi$$ Me Off You F$@#!ing Jerk 500.(David Allen Coe)

the Fixodent would work here too! good one!

I LOVE THE FIXODENT 500!!!

[24/8/48fan]

I think any road course with it's usual "ringers" should be called The "When the hell are these guys going to figure out that ringers should'nt be called "ringers" until they WIN something 400."

[candlejack]

Originally Posted by oncea3fan

Bristol Night Race,

The Pi$$ Me Off You F$@#!ing Jerk 500.(David Allen Coe)

the Fixodent would work here too! good one!

I like this one!!!!