[Smoke842]

Originally Posted by Team Yates

Oh, come on, Smoke give me a chance!! You can drive Smoke's car, better yet, you can drive Jeffy's car and crash right into Johnson. So now, can I drive the car?

Well, I didn't think of it that way, of course you can drive the 88!!!! Duh, what was I thinking. Yes, I would like to drive the 24 car this weekend. I would spin out in qualifying, start in the back, and be black flagged on the 2nd lap because I wouldn't meet minimum speed. So the 24 wouldn't dominate at Pocono. He would finish 43rd, even behind Cope.

[Team Yates]

indyNASCARgirl, you are NOT allowed to drive the 88 car, as you said you'd give Gordon and Johnson laps back. "I would slow down when Jeff and Jimmie come around" (indyNASCARgirl quote). As far as the domination part, we'll see about that, that's all I'm allowed to write about on the domination part, I don't want to be banned.

[Team Yates]

Originally Posted by Smoke842

Well, I didn't think of it that way, of course you can drive the 88!!!! Duh, what was I thinking. Yes, I would like to drive the 24 car this weekend. I would spin out in qualifying, start in the back, and be black flagged on the 2nd lap because I wouldn't meet minimum speed. So the 24 wouldn't dominate at Pocono. He would finish 43rd, even behind Cope.

See i knew you would come around, I knew it would be a great idea! Well, maybe you pull off a DNS for all of us!!!!

[Dupont4five]

Originally Posted by Team Yates

Well, Smoke I believe that D.J. has a chance to win, but he better come in 2nd, since that's the way I picked in the predictions. No way in hell do I want to see any Hendrick's driver in my RYR cars, Casey would be o.k. Who do I want to see in the 88 car, the answer would be ME!!!! As far as being on neutral ground with a whiner fan, is that possible?

There is no way in hell DJ is gonna finish in the top 2 not because I dont like him just becuase he truely sucks, after the 2002 season he has become another washed up driver who stick around the top 20 in points all year. In the last 21 races at the POC'S Jeff has finished in the top 13 in 19 of them. Thats pretty dang good. I dont want to look at DJ last 21 starts there cause I dont want to laugh and snort Pepsi out of my nose.

[Team Yates]

Originally Posted by Dupont4five

I dont want to look at DJ last 21 starts there cause I dont want to laugh and snort Pepsi out of my nose.

You'd rather the Pepsi go into your body? Here's another place I need a throwing up smiley face! Do you really drink Pepsi? Then how do make a Rum and Coke!? But if you feel the need to laugh and snort Pepsi out of your nose, go over to the Jeff sucks thread, there's some toilet paper for you to use.

[Dupont4five]

Originally Posted by Team Yates

You'd rather the Pepsi go into your body? Here's another place I need a throwing up smiley face! Do you really drink Pepsi? Then how do make a Rum and Coke!? But if you feel the need to laugh and snort Pepsi out of your nose, go over to the Jeff sucks thread, there's some toilet paper for you to use.

I already did and I laughed a whole ton, you guys have some talented picture editers in this forum, they were really funny.

[Team Yates]

Originally Posted by Dupont4five

I already did and I laughed a whole ton, you guys have some talented picture editers in this forum, they were really funny.

Glad you enjoyed the show, I did, the pictures that I posted were already like that, I didn't do a thing to them.

[rmjvol]

Originally Posted by Team Yates

As far as the domination part, we'll see about that, that's all I'm allowed to write about on the domination part, I don't want to be banned.

Now, Yates, you know you can talk about race domination here. It's a different kind of domination that will get you in trouble in our PG rated community

On topic? Oh, yeah, the Pocono 500 race Great thread guys, feel free to talk smack as long as it's directed at that jerk that drives the (insert # here) car and not at our friends here at GoTeamsGo.

[Team Yates]

Originally Posted by rmjvol

Now, Yates, you know you can talk about race domination here. It's a different kind of domination that will get you in trouble in our PG rated community

On topic? Oh, yeah, the Pocono 500 race Great thread guys, feel free to talk smack as long as it's directed at that jerk that drives the (insert # here) car and not at our friends here at GoTeamsGo.

I know, Ross, I just couldn't stop the little innuendo from slipping out see that's why I put myself on probation, it was just a slip of the fingers!

[Dupont4five]

I think this is a bit neccessary, its true too

[Smoke842]

Originally Posted by Dupont4five

I think this is a bit neccessary, its true too

That is harsh. Oh, you are in biggggg trouble when TeamYates sees this!! Get him, TeamYates! I don't drink Pepsi products. I drink Coke. Diet Coke. What can brown do for you? I shop at Home Depot. I don't shop at Lowes. Okay, a little bit if Home Depot doesn't have it. Gma, I like Diet Mountain Dew. We use UPS at work. I don't buy Interstate batteries. They leak. Nothing against the team. I use Scott's fertilizer, it's good stuff. There's a plug for the guy with the big teeth. I can't seem to stop myself. Stop, self, stop!!!

[Smoke842]

Originally Posted by Smoke842

That is harsh. Oh, you are in biggggg trouble when TeamYates sees this!! Get him, TeamYates! I don't drink Pepsi products. I drink Coke. Diet Coke. What can brown do for you? I shop at Home Depot. I don't shop at Lowes. Okay, a little bit if Home Depot doesn't have it. Gma, I like Diet Mountain Dew. We use UPS at work. I don't buy Interstate batteries. They leak. Nothing against the team. I use Scott's fertilizer, it's good stuff. There's a plug for the guy with the big teeth. I can't seem to stop myself. Stop, self, stop!!!

I love the 8 car but I don't like Bud. I like Coors Lite. And never under any circumstances would I purchase any Miller Lite. Stop it, will you! Junior will win the race this weekend. Or not. It will be a mystery until the end of the race.

[Team Yates]

Originally Posted by Smoke842

That is harsh. Oh, you are in biggggg trouble when TeamYates sees this!! Get him, TeamYates! I don't drink Pepsi products. I drink Coke. Diet Coke. What can brown do for you? I shop at Home Depot. I don't shop at Lowes. Okay, a little bit if Home Depot doesn't have it. Gma, I like Diet Mountain Dew. We use UPS at work. I don't buy Interstate batteries. They leak. Nothing against the team. I use Scott's fertilizer, it's good stuff. There's a plug for the guy with the big teeth. I can't seem to stop myself. Stop, self, stop!!!

I saw it!!!! I dish it, I can take it, but you never know what might be coming next!!!!! I'm with you on the No Pepsi, No Lowe's and I have a Toyota battery in my car, so no Interstate, either. I'm also with you on the Coor's light, never Miller - it just tastes nasty.

[Dupont4five]

Originally Posted by Team Yates

I saw it!!!! I dish it, I can take it, but you never know what might be coming next!!!!! I'm with you on the No Pepsi, Lowe's and I have a Toyota battery in my car, so no Interstate, either. I'm also with you on the Coor's light, never Miller - it just tastes nasty.

You know Im just playing around, hey its fair game

[Smoke842]

Originally Posted by Dupont4five

You know Im just playing around, hey its fair game

Uh oh, Dupont, I think Team yates is gearing up for something big. And I don't take ****** either. I like GM Goodwrench. We use Fedex Freight at work. Our salesperson actually gave me a #11 1/24 scale car. (would you just stop already) I don't know if I like Alltel(Dodge) I don't know what Alltel is. I don't buy Napa. (stop it, dammit) I have no use for Caterpillar as I'm not a heavy equipment operator or ever will be one. I like M&M's a lot. I don't have a *****operator's brain timed out.