[WVGrandma4Kasey]

Originally Posted by lilsexy08

Grandma-not sure if they have Kasey, I'll check today for you if you like? You can put it right by your bedside if your husband doesn't torch it first! LOL!

If I was going to have one by my bedside I'd rather have a Jammie.

[lilsexy08]

Ok Grandma, LOL! The price is 39.95 for Jamie or Kasey! What do you say everyone-lets chip in! LOL! Grandma will be a HAPPY GRANDMA! Trying to keep PG! LOL!

[LSC9901]

Just found this and it needs to be posted !!!







An Open Letter To FOX From A Fan

from Kevin J Cunniff
A fan writes in with some x-tree advice for FOX Sports and NASCAR

Dear Fox Sports (and whomever else will listen),
We the fans are losing respect for Fox Sports and NASCAR every time Darrell Waltrip opens his opinionated mouth with negative comments about drivers. Maybe he should un-retire as a driver. At least then we would only have to listen to him after the race or, more likely after his mid-race wreck. Darrell Waltrip: "Well you know Mr. TV announcer, some of these cats just don’t get it like I do. You know back when I was creating NASCAR and my "Bud" Al Gore was creating the Internet, things were different." "Now days these rookies come out here running the tires off these hot rods a beatin and a bangin."
Darrell, it’s called NASCAR racing. Check into it.
Jeff Hammond could be a better sport in Victory lane although personally I have never been purposely showered in beer. However, someone might want to tell him that if you stand in Victory Lane just after someone wins a Nextel Cup race there is a real chance your clothes will need to go to the dry cleaners afterwards.
Additionally, For the Love of GOD would someone there please teach Larry McRenolds how to speak English? We have children asking us: "What is XTREE?" . I know ol’ Larry never went to Catholic school because a NUN would have surely smacked the living life out of him for his destruction of our language. NUN to Larry: "The word is EXTRA ...Larry, EXTRA with an A, there is no such thing as X-TREE...(WACK)" as she smacks him upside the head with a 12 inch ruler.
All costs associated with the ambitious endeavor: "Larry’s Learning Rehabilitation" could surely be written off as a public service.
Your report stated: NASCAR is changing their image to fit a more "Sophisticated Audience." These three lug nut announcers are to sophistication what Mo, Larry and Curly are to Thermo Nuclear Physics.
Fox this is NASCAR. When I want Politics I'll turn on FOX News, McLaughlin or Meet the Press. So can you do something with these announcers?
Here’s a freebie for you; Create some kind of new reality game show where we can vote them off. The loser of each round could be subjected to a battery of third grade English classes. Now that would be a reality show. The title could be along the lines: "Darrell and Larry Learn English Island" or "Survivor English Language."
For now I'll listen to music when your coverage begins.
With Warm Regards,

[LSC9901]

Just found this and it needs to be posted !!!







An Open Letter To FOX From A Fan

from Kevin J Cunniff
A fan writes in with some x-tree advice for FOX Sports and NASCAR

Dear Fox Sports (and whomever else will listen),
We the fans are losing respect for Fox Sports and NASCAR every time Darrell Waltrip opens his opinionated mouth with negative comments about drivers. Maybe he should un-retire as a driver. At least then we would only have to listen to him after the race or, more likely after his mid-race wreck. Darrell Waltrip: "Well you know Mr. TV announcer, some of these cats just don’t get it like I do. You know back when I was creating NASCAR and my "Bud" Al Gore was creating the Internet, things were different." "Now days these rookies come out here running the tires off these hot rods a beatin and a bangin."
Darrell, it’s called NASCAR racing. Check into it.
Jeff Hammond could be a better sport in Victory lane although personally I have never been purposely showered in beer. However, someone might want to tell him that if you stand in Victory Lane just after someone wins a Nextel Cup race there is a real chance your clothes will need to go to the dry cleaners afterwards.
Additionally, For the Love of GOD would someone there please teach Larry McRenolds how to speak English? We have children asking us: "What is XTREE?" . I know ol’ Larry never went to Catholic school because a NUN would have surely smacked the living life out of him for his destruction of our language. NUN to Larry: "The word is EXTRA ...Larry, EXTRA with an A, there is no such thing as X-TREE...(WACK)" as she smacks him upside the head with a 12 inch ruler.
All costs associated with the ambitious endeavor: "Larry’s Learning Rehabilitation" could surely be written off as a public service.
Your report stated: NASCAR is changing their image to fit a more "Sophisticated Audience." These three lug nut announcers are to sophistication what Mo, Larry and Curly are to Thermo Nuclear Physics.
Fox this is NASCAR. When I want Politics I'll turn on FOX News, McLaughlin or Meet the Press. So can you do something with these announcers?
Here’s a freebie for you; Create some kind of new reality game show where we can vote them off. The loser of each round could be subjected to a battery of third grade English classes. Now that would be a reality show. The title could be along the lines: "Darrell and Larry Learn English Island" or "Survivor English Language."
For now I'll listen to music when your coverage begins.
With Warm Regards,

[TN_Gal]

Woo-hoo, lets see if THAT comes up during TRACKSIDE this weekend!!

[LSC9901]

Originally Posted by TN_Gal

Woo-hoo, lets see if THAT comes up during TRACKSIDE this weekend!!

No indication as to when the letter was actually written. It would not appear to be too old. Important thing is that everything about it is absolutely true.

[Nevadastars]

Originally Posted by LSC9901

For the Love of GOD would someone there please teach Larry McRenolds how to speak English?

Boy, I can relate to McReynolds feeble attempt at the English language. He must say "I'm ohn tell ya wat" 100 times during a race! And if he says Jamie MACMurray one more time, I'm going to throw something at my TV. Its McMurray Larry.......not MAC!

As far as DW, thats just beating a dead horse. Most everyone agrees he and his little brother Mikey are putting Nascar broadcasting in a severe downhill slide.

[TN_Gal]

Originally Posted by Nevadastars

Boy, I can relate to McReynolds feeble attempt at the English language. He must say "I'm ohn tell ya wat" 100 times during a race! And if he says Jamie MACMurray one more time, I'm going to throw something at my TV. Its McMurray Larry.......not MAC!

As far as DW, thats just beating a dead horse. Most everyone agrees he and his little brother Mikey are putting Nascar broadcasting in a severe downhill slide.

ah-hah... I caught you.....

And if he says Jamie MACReynolds one more time, I'm going to throw something at my TV. Its McReynolds Larry.......not MAC

you did'nt fix it fast enough just bustin on you

[LSC9901]

Ahm ohn tell ya wat ... weez gona git some xtree hits ohn thees thread naow.

[WVGrandma4Kasey]

Originally Posted by LSC9901

No indication as to when the letter was actually written. It would not appear to be too old. Important thing is that everything about it is absolutely true.

Except they forgot Jimmy Spenser, my prayers would be answer if someone would wrap a roll of duck tape around his mouth.

[Nevadastars]

Originally Posted by TN_Gal

ah-hah... I caught you.....

Dang it, where's that embarrassed smiley when you need it.
Never mind, I found it.

[LSC9901]

Originally Posted by WVGrandma4Kasey

Except they forgot Jimmy Spenser, my prayers would be answer if someone would wrap a roll of duck tape around his mouth.

It may take more than just one roll to shut his big yap up.

[Nevadastars]

Originally Posted by LSC9901

It may take more than just one roll to shut his big yap up.

There' a reason they called him Jaws back when he was racing.

[lilsexy08]

Darrel is just a walking/talking billboard like Mikey! They won't get rid of him-too bad! LOL!

[LSC9901]

Originally Posted by Nevadastars

There' a reason they called him Jaws back when he was racing.

I was refering to Jimmy Spencer. It would take a truck load of duct tape to quiet DW !!