Don't ya wish they had "in-flight" movies for some of these NASCAR snoozers? This particular version of the Pocono 500 wasn't as boring as normal, but there was a period of sleepyeyedness...
But, let’s start at the start.
Who was that guy who sang the National Anthem? Must be one of those “off Broadway” people .. Great singing voice, but a lousy sense of tempo. When he started I thought we were in for a rousing march tempo, then he slowed to a stroll then he bounced all around until he decided to show everyone he could hold a note. All in all, he might as well have been one of those American Idol hopefuls. I’d give his presentation a D– grade.
Too bad the announcers (and some others) weren’t listening during the honoring of Jim McKay. They quoted him, but didn’t heed his words:
“It’s not how much you talk, but what you say.”
How refreshing to start a race with out “Boogity…” YES!!!
Did they ever find that kid that was playing with the buttons in the TV trailer? Had to be a really young one. Kept starting commercials in the middle of announcer's desertation, turning off the sound and generally disrupting the broadcast. Probably one of those “Take your kid to work” deals… And why did we have to go to commercial for them to fix the audio problem? The cameras don’t work without audio?
Speaking of audio, why can’t they turn down the audio from the in-car mics? Ya can’t hear the people talking for all the exhaust noise. If I want to hear nothing but exhaust noise I’ve got plenty around here, don’t need them polluting the race with it. Of course I realize it’s a double edged sword. But I can mute an announcer I don’t care for...
OK, how many of you were as confused as me trying to find Ryan Newman on the track? Guess they’re getting ready for the Verizon takeover of Alltel by getting us used to Kodak. But us oldtimers don’t associate Kodak with Newman nor the #12…
And, how about that .. that .. that “paint job” on Mark’s car? Reminds me of some of the new “fashion” I’m seeing pre-teen girls parade around in.
Well, last week we had problems on the narrow pit road at Dover. This week we had problems on the w-i-d-e pit road at Pocono. I’m beginning to think the problem isn’t the width of the pit road, but rather the size of some of these driver’s egos mixed with the inattention/slow response of both spotters and crew chiefs.
Did ya notice during the first half or so of the race, on every restart the first “bubble” to appear above any car was for the car that pulled down violently towards the white line on the front straight? I guess that’s one way to get TV time.
NASCAR Coverup Alert!!! Let’s see, Juan Pablo gets wrecked and catches on fire. Alertly, he drives to the end of pit road (on the apron) and pulls up in front of 2 NASCAR officials holding fire extinguishers and jumps out of the car. The NASCAR officials stand there and watch the car burn. Later in the broadcast NASCAR releases a statement that those two guys were there for “driver safety” and when the driver got out and walked away, their job was done. The folks that got there 15 seconds or so later were responsible for the car… Whoever heard of pit road officials who
weren’t supposed to act in an emergency? Shame on you NASCAR! I know if I were a car owner, a driver or a pit person I’d be scared as hell the “right” official wouldn’t be nearby to save my life!!!
How many times have you sat and watched the cars parade around under yellow while cleanup operations were underway and wondered “what’s going on?; why is it taking so long?” Don’t ya wish the TV folks would train a camera on the cleanup operation from time to time just so you’d know there was still work going on? Well, NASCAR doesn’t, ‘cause then you’d know that the track is ready long before the folks in the tower are ready to go back racing. And “one more lap” at pace car speed around Pocono is equivalent to one potty break…(that’s a tidbit for reference when we visit this track later this season.)
I think the open-wheelers had some sort of war going on: Hornish & Carpentier twice caused yellows; then Hornish and Franchiti ended their day crashing each other. Wonder what it was all about?
Commercials .. New (to me):
- Wall-E ~ Disney-Pixar (I might even make a point to watch this one!)
- No Place Funnier Than Home ~ Bill Engval Show (I'll definitely make a point to watch this one - could be the best comedy on TV now a days.)
- Jeff's your Mentor ~ EA NASCAR '09 (the next itteration of one popular game!)
- RV Insurance ~ Geico (aren't you getting a little tired of the lizzard watcher? I know I am)
Quotes:
- "First time I've seen Chevy bump-draft Toyota this season .. usually it's the other way around." Kyle Busch
What a wacky end to a race: 3 solid cars fade at the end while Kahne does everything right.
- Biff gets a speeding ticket - a millisecond too quick on the gas crossing the end line (there went his day)
- Tony gets a speeding ticket also - but his cost him a drive thru which resulted in the loss of a lap (to his credit I saw where he disavowed any responsibility for the high price of crude oil, Hilary Clinton not getting the Democratic nomination and the broken toilet on the space station!)
- Carl has a flat at just the right (wrong) time.
Spotlight Drivers:
- AJ Allmendinger - started 8, finished 12 - looks like he's getting his "sea legs", finally
- Kurt Busch - started 11, finished 8 - despite an early race spin that sent him to the back he quietly went about doing his job
- Matt Kenseth - started 13, finished 7 - Mattie's back in the hunt
- Brian Vickers - started 15, finished 2 - this kid's gonna win something real soon .. that's his 2nd straight #2 at Pocono
Hot Stuff!!! Yeah, it was hot in Pocono, so? It ain’t the car that’s to blame as some drivers would have you believe. Seems to me there’s a few drivers who need to spend more time in the sauna and less in the A/C in front of their “training accessory” (video game). Probably wouldn’t hurt if they learned how to re-hydrate themselves during the race either. It ain’t the heat, it’s that they aren’t conditioned to withstand it. If they think Pocono in June is bad, wait ‘till they come back in August!