[kcoruol]

Jeff Burton, with 1 win under his belt and leading the Sprint Cup Standings, has a lot on his mind these days. So weather he's scolding Mike McDowell on his first Sprint Cup race at one of the most difficult tracks in NASCAR, Martinsville, for a violation of race etiquette or scolding his crew chief, both on national TV, I decided to compile a list of things Jeff Burton doesn't have to worry about. That way he can stay focused on setting other people straight while on camera.

Things Jeff Burton Doesn't Have To Worry About

1. Carl Edwards, sure he has 3 wins to Jeff's 1, but he's in tenth place, a long way to go to catch up.

2. Jimmie Johnson, sure he may be methodical, hardworking, determined and yet patient, everybody knows he's just a pretty boy. Besides he hasn't won a race yet this year.

3. Kyle Busch & Dale Earnhardt Jr., they may be hungry, but hungry don't feed the bear.

4. Kyle Petty and Jeff Gordon both RWR, retired while racing, don't worry be happy.

5. One of your pit crew dropping a lug nut or getting the tire pressure wrong during the next race. After the verbal spanking you gave your crew chief on TV, I'm sure nobody on your pit crew will be making any mistakes. Nope, no worries there!

Happy Motoring!

[simple simon]

well he certainly is in the right spot at the moment .... but there is such a long way to go

[Fireball]

Originally Posted by kcoruol

Things Jeff Burton Doesn't Have To Worry About

1. Carl Edwards, sure he has 3 wins to Jeff's 1, but he's in tenth place, a long way to go to catch up.

2. Jimmie Johnson, sure he may be methodical, hardworking, determined and yet patient, everybody knows he's just a pretty boy. Besides he hasn't won a race yet this year.

3. Kyle Busch & Dale Earnhardt Jr., they may be hungry, but hungry don't feed the bear.

4. Kyle Petty and Jeff Gordon both RWR, retired while racing, don't worry be happy.

5. One of your pit crew dropping a lug nut or getting the tire pressure wrong during the next race. After the verbal spanking you gave your crew chief on TV, I'm sure nobody on your pit crew will be making any mistakes. Nope, no worries there!

Today, Jeff Burton may not be worrying about Carl Edwards or Kyle Busch. But, later on in this season they may be his biggest worry of - how to catch them.