[Bob Tanner]

My boy Monte Dutton wriotes an interesting piece theorizing how the NCAA Tournament would sound if NA__AR were producing it. The following is a teaser I clipped from the piece:

Before the game, head coaches would engage in interviews in which they would extol the virtues of their Nike sneakers and Rawlings basketballs. They'd fret about the effectiveness of playing their opponents man-to-man in advance, but afterwards, winning coaches would quickly change it to a "Chevy Silverado Man-to-Man," or, perhaps, a "FedEx Box-and-One."

For the entire, entertaining piece, go to (Sports: COLUMN: Less commercial air for the NCAAs | nascar, column, journalist : Gaston Gazette)

[Quality88]

Good read Bob. I didn't like Him sayin Billy Packer never sounded so good. I dislike Packer very much.

[Bob Tanner]

Originally Posted by Quality88

Good read Bob. I didn't like Him sayin Billy Packer never sounded so good. I dislike Packer very much.

Since I don't follow TB, is he the one we hear on TB promo's who screams whenever someone does something of note?

[Quality88]

Originally Posted by Bob Tanner

Since I don't follow TB, is he the one we hear on TB promo's who screams whenever someone does something of note?

No your thinkin of Dick Vitale... big mouth extrodinaire. Packer is a guy who downs any conference other than the ACC. He also downs Kentucky every chance he gets.

You know I can see Packer in NA$CAR.... downin any driver or team that wasn't Hendrick offiliated.