[Gotham Dark Knight]

Okay, to please Team Yates who flat out feels I am missing out on one great Forum, I will officially post on the Nascar Forum...

Here are my top ten reasons why I probably do not belong here...

#10...I hate to say it, but I really keep to the Speed limit...I am that guy you want to flick off on the left hand lane that is going waaaay too slow.

#9...I have no idea what a restrictor plate is...(though I hate to admit that I am an Engineer...)

#8...I think Richard Petty is still racing and winning

#7...I live in the South but have trouble getting the right twag to come out on the words "Ya'll"...or "Whupping"...no disrespect meant, it just don't come natural...

#6... I think I have seen all the Tom Cruise movies ...except Days of Thunder...not sure why that is...

#5...I think both Dale and Jeff Gordon are cool...and we all know its gotta be one or the other, right?

#4...After reading the Thread on "Cutest NASCAR Driver"... I still don't get why "Junior has a manufactured house"...or why..."It's like a super double wide. Super high, super porched out"...

#3...No Danica Patrick in NASCAR

#2...I really don't like stickers all over my Car...

#1...Okay...this one will get me killed for sure...I turned down tickets to the Daytona 500...(I have a lot of suppliers at work that give away tickets to such things...)

So, its clear to see I am out of my element here...but hey, I am willing to learn...just go easy on me...

[Team Yates]

Thanks Gotham, way cool, see I knew I was right, you do belong here! We do go easy on everybody, you know, just like you do ! Thanks for the big chuckle!! Too funny, we need you to pop in, at least, every once in awhile!! Are you going to join the race prediction thread, you would probably be the one to win it ! All you have to do, is pick who you think will come in first and second, at Richmond, and now Ross added "bonus points" for why you picked them and what your "member upgrade title name" would be if you won. It's easy, Gotham, just pick the 38 and 88

[Gotham Dark Knight]

Originally Posted by Team Yates

Thanks Gotham, way cool, see I knew I was right, you do belong here! We do go easy on everybody, you know, just like you do ! Thanks for the big chuckle!! Too funny, we need you to pop in, at least, every once in awhile!! Are you going to join the race prediction thread, you would probably be the one to win it ! All you have to do, is pick who you think will come in first and second, at Richmond, and now Ross added "bonus points" for why you picked them and what your "member upgrade title name" would be if you won. It's easy, Gotham, just pick the 38 and 88

Let me do my home work and I will pick by tomorrow....

[Souporscotty]

I really wish nascar had Danica too.

[Team Yates]

Much Thanks for the indulgence!

[Gotham Dark Knight]

Originally Posted by Souporscotty

I really wish nascar had Danica too.

See there...I am not alone!...Still doesn't help me pick a winner for the next race...but...baby steps here...

oh, hey, I get it...88 is Dale Jarrett....and he drives for a Yates team...duh...38...is Sandler...I am catching on now...

hmmm...who to pick...okay...my first pick is a super, super underdog...I am gonig with Salder...cause his car # is 00...yes, his best finish is 40th...I understand...but I got to go with my gut...and I guess I got to pick his buddy Michael Walrip in car #55...

There you go Team Yates...I am going off the board with #00, and #55...

[Team Yates]

Originally Posted by Gotham Dark Knight

See there...I am not alone!...Still doesn't help me pick a winner for the next race...but...baby steps here...

oh, hey, I get it...88 is Dale Jarrett....and he drives for a Yates team...duh...38...is Sandler...I am catching on now...

hmmm...who to pick...okay...my first pick is a super, super underdog...I am gonig with Salder...cause his car # is 00...yes, his best finish is 40th...I understand...but I got to go with my gut...and I guess I got to pick his buddy Michael Walrip in car #55...

There you go Team Yates...I am going off the board with #00, and #55...

I added your predictions to our predictions line up! #00- Hermie Sadler is Elliott Sadler's brother! Good Luck with your picks, man if you win, that would be totally OUTRAGEOUS! THANKS FOR JOINING OUR FUN AND CONTEST!

[Gotham Dark Knight]

Originally Posted by Team Yates

I added your predictions to our predictions line up! #00- Hermie Sadler is Elliott Sadler's brother! Good Luck with your picks, man if you win, that would be totally OUTRAGEOUS! THANKS FOR JOINING OUR FUN AND CONTEST!

Darn!...You mean I could have gone with a brother combo, instead of teammates?...oh, well...I am learning...hey, someone has to support the lesser drivers...you know?

In fact it should be a rule for rookie NASCAR posters...you sholud assign them drivers!...and they can only move up to a better driver once they have over 25 posts etc...make them earn those better drivers...jsut a thought...

[Smoke842]

Originally Posted by Team Yates

Thanks Gotham, way cool, see I knew I was right, you do belong here! We do go easy on everybody, you know, just like you do ! Thanks for the big chuckle!! Too funny, we need you to pop in, at least, every once in awhile!! Are you going to join the race prediction thread, you would probably be the one to win it ! All you have to do, is pick who you think will come in first and second, at Richmond, and now Ross added "bonus points" for why you picked them and what your "member upgrade title name" would be if you won. It's easy, Gotham, just pick the 38 and 88

Hey, welcome to the Nascar forum Gotham! I've seen your name a few times when I venture over to the other side. Okay, now, Team Yates, I'm pretty sure that iinfluencing inexperienced Nascar fans is prohibited on this site. Gotham, you gotta choose the #20 and the #8.

[Team Yates]

Originally Posted by Smoke842

Hey, welcome to the Nascar forum Gotham! I've seen your name a few times when I venture over to the other side. Okay, now, Team Yates, I'm pretty sure that iinfluencing inexperienced Nascar fans is prohibited on this site. Gotham, you gotta choose the #20 and the #8.

My bad, as I can see that you took the higher road and gave him unbiased choices! At least, you didn't give him bad advice and tell him to go with the brothers Busch!

[LSC9901]

Originally Posted by Gotham Dark Knight

Okay, to please Team Yates who flat out feels I am missing out on one great Forum, I will officially post on the Nascar Forum...

Here are my top ten reasons why I probably do not belong here...

#10...I hate to say it, but I really keep to the Speed limit...I am that guy you want to flick off on the left hand lane that is going waaaay too slow.

#9...I have no idea what a restrictor plate is...(though I hate to admit that I am an Engineer...)

#8...I think Richard Petty is still racing and winning

#7...I live in the South but have trouble getting the right twag to come out on the words "Ya'll"...or "Whupping"...no disrespect meant, it just don't come natural...

#6... I think I have seen all the Tom Cruise movies ...except Days of Thunder...not sure why that is...

#5...I think both Dale and Jeff Gordon are cool...and we all know its gotta be one or the other, right?

#4...After reading the Thread on "Cutest NASCAR Driver"... I still don't get why "Junior has a manufactured house"...or why..."It's like a super double wide. Super high, super porched out"...

#3...No Danica Patrick in NASCAR

#2...I really don't like stickers all over my Car...

#1...Okay...this one will get me killed for sure...I turned down tickets to the Daytona 500...(I have a lot of suppliers at work that give away tickets to such things...)

So, its clear to see I am out of my element here...but hey, I am willing to learn...just go easy on me...

My God man .... you really don't belong here !!!!! If you drive the speed limit you are in the way. In our hearts Richard Petty should still be driving. Danica is right where she belongs. Last but least don't ever come to a NASCAR forum and tell us you turned down free Daytona tickets. That is the mother of all races. You may rot in H E double hockey sticks for doing that. Welcome anyway.

[Gotham Dark Knight]

Originally Posted by LSC9901

My God man .... you really don't belong here !!!!! If you drive the speed limit you are in the way. In our hearts Richard Petty should still be driving. Danica is right where she belongs. Last but least don't ever come to a NASCAR forum and tell us you turned down free Daytona tickets. That is the mother of all races. You may rot in H E double hockey sticks for doing that. Welcome anyway.

That's what I've been trying to say...but hey, its best to come clean and start a fresh...right?...and yes, I am sure hell does have a place for people that pass on Daytona tickets and all...but the Bible needs to be a little more clear on it...at the time it appeared to be open to interpetation...good to see I am at least tolerated in this forum.

[TN_Gal]

Hey Goth Guy...when hockey season starts, invite us over to a thread....we can reverse it on us and have some fun.

I used to follow the Flyers back in the late 70's. Went to their parade in Phila for winning the Stanley cup

[Gotham Dark Knight]

Originally Posted by TN_Gal

Hey Goth Guy...when hockey season starts, invite us over to a thread....we can reverse it on us and have some fun.

I used to follow the Flyers back in the late 70's. Went to their parade in Phila for winning the Stanley cup

You're on TN_Gal...I'm just paying my dues in the mean time...

[TN_Gal]

[quote=TN_Gal]Hey Goth Guy...when hockey season starts, invite us over to a thread....we can reverse it on us and have some fun.
/quote]

Okay...now I feel like a TARD....I was just clicking thru the cable guide and I come across Stanley Cup Playoffs.......I guess during NASCAR season I am oblivious to all other sporting events.

Although I did hear something about a horse race today