[vincesanity82]

Jonathan Lee Riches, Inmate # 40948-018 at the Federal Correctional Institute Williamsburg in South Carolina, has filed a complaint against NASCAR driver Jeff Gordon for "recklessly drivin' his life crazy."

Riches, a serial-suer who has filed "dozens of complaints against hundreds of companies, organizations and individuals--living and dead," (24 since 2006, according to Wikipedia) accuses Gordon of a variety of crimes, ranging from "poisoning fans with chemical weapons to wrecking other drivers by dropping Tic -Tacs and oil on the track through a secret trap door under his race car."

Other highlights include:

• "I was physically kidnapped by Gordon's pit crew. Tied up at Lowe's Motor Speedway. Gordon's pit crew took turns driving over me."
• "Plaintiff seeks 22 (Billion) dollars and Gordon's #24 car for relief."
• "Jeff Gordon told me, 'I have secret plans to release exhaust pollution into the crowds at the next Lowe's Motor Speedway race."
• "Plaintiff's life is in danger from Mr. Gordon and the #24. The daily trauma inflicted on me by Jeff Gordon is torture. Plaintiff prays for relief."

Riches also claims in the suit also claims that Gordon "tied him to his bumper at the Talladega race."

Inmate: Gordon Tied Me To His Bumper - FanHouse - AOL Sports Blog

[jks812]

..Thanks for posting that. I have had such a long non fun day and I needed a very good laugh. This one should hold me over for a few days.

[SteelPhoenyx]

heh, almost sounds like something out of The Onion

[Lefty Noob]

dropping Tic -Tacs and oil on the track through a secret trap door under his race car.

This is my favorite part. Classic.

Hey vince, this isn't the same dude suing Michael Vick for stealing his dogs, is it?

[PettyBlue]

Originally Posted by Lefty Noob

This is my favorite part. Classic.

Hey vince, this isn't the same dude suing Michael Vick for stealing his dogs, is it?

Yep,same guy. Inmate sues Vick for $63,000,000,000,000,000,000 -- dailypress.com

[Lefty Noob]

Originally Posted by PettyBlue

Yep,same guy. Inmate sues Vick for $63,000,000,000,000,000,000 -- dailypress.com

Thought so. The guy's nuttier than squirrel poo. Still, at least he's good for a laugh.

[Gotham Dark Knight]

Funny?...yeah right...my freakin tax money could be going to building schools and paying teacher...instead it goes to freakin inmates and thier idiotic law suits...

Gordon should run him over...do society a favor...

(and before anyone points it out...yeah...Gotham is having a bad day... ...let me be)

[LSC9901]

Now, Now Goth. Be nice. This isn't a baseball or football forum. We here in the NASCAR forum are a very quiet and sedate group. If you are having some anger issues you'll need to go to the WWF forum and express your anger there. Thank you !!!

[Gotham Dark Knight]

Originally Posted by LSC9901

Now, Now Goth. Be nice. This isn't a baseball or football forum. We here in the NASCAR forum are a very quiet and sedate group. If you are having some anger issues you'll need to go to the WWF forum and express your anger there. Thank you !!!

Thanks for the advice!...I got to get me some WWE posts...errrrrr...

Does the company have an anger management program???

[38SadlerFan]

HAHAHAHA! That's so funny. I think I'll incorporate this into my son's Halloween costume (he's going to be Jeff Gordon). Thanks for the heads up. This is definitely going on my NASCAR blog!

[LSC9901]

Originally Posted by Gotham Dark Knight

Thanks for the advice!...I got to get me some WWE posts...errrrrr...

Does the company have an anger management program???

Check with Suzi ... no wait. Today is Friday and she doesn't like to be bothered on Friday afternoons.

[lilsexy08]

Oh c'mon! Is this person on crack! By the way 38Sadler having your kid in a Gordo costume for Halloween, thats just wrong! LOL!

[Quality88]

Originally Posted by LSC9901

Now, Now Goth. Be nice. This isn't a baseball or football forum. We here in the NASCAR forum are a very quiet and sedate group. If you are having some anger issues you'll need to go to the WWF forum and express your anger there. Thank you !!!

Okay... who is bein quiet and sedate in this forum?

[LSC9901]

Originally Posted by lilsexy08

Oh c'mon! Is this person on crack! By the way 38Sadler having your kid in a Gordo costume for Halloween, thats just wrong! LOL!

Simply put I think it could be considered child abuse.

[LSC9901]

Originally Posted by Quality88

Okay... who is bein quiet and sedate in this forum?

That would be me.