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For the first time in the history of the LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN broadcasts, tonight's LATE SHOW Top Ten is instead a Top Twelve, presented by the 12 NASCAR drivers in the Chase for the Nextel Cup.

From the home office in Wahoo, Nebraska...

The "Top Twelve Reasons I Love Racing"

12. Clint Bowyer: "We've got special mirrors that show objects the size that they actually are.
11. Kevin Harvick: "Sometimes back in the garages there's horseplay with the airhose."
10. Jeff Burton: "Between the G-forces and the fumes, I'm loopy most of the season."
9. Kyle Busch: "Switch the 'R' and the 'C' in 'Racing' and you get 'Caring.'"
8. Matt Kenseth: "Can hold 8 gigs of music on my new iHelmet."
7. Martin Truex, Jr.: "In a pinch, checkered flags make a lovely tablecloth."
6. Denny Hamlin: "Two more wins and I get to marry Ashley Judd."
5. Kurt Busch: "You can talk to your car and pretend you're David Hasselhoff."
4. Carl Edwards: "How many people can say their "office" goes 200 miles per hour."
3. Tony Stewart: "Driving fast and starting fights."
2. Jeff Gordon: "It's not one of those sports you have to inject stuff in your ass to be good."
1. Jimmie Johnson: "Unlike most guys, I like it when my wife says, 'You're too fast.'"

Tune in to the "Late Show with David Letterman" tonight (11:35 PM‑12:37 AM, ET/PT) on CBS.

The drivers continue their NYC media tour tomorrow ... tune into Also, tune in tomorrow to "The Early Show," "Fox and Friends," "Good Morning America" and "Live with Regis and Kelly" for more driver guest star appearances. And stay tuned for an upcoming episode of "Tyra" featuring Jimmie and Chandra Johnson, which will tape on Thursday to air on a later date.

NASCAR's Top 12 Present The Top <s>10</s> 12 - FanHouse - AOL Sports Blog

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Some nice ones.