[Donno]

For those of you who may remember this passing thread I raise from time to time....

The COT is the ultimate NASCAR bleacher seat... recent upgrades include fire resistant nitroglycerine padded foam in place of the the unworth Dupont. Kevlar lined beer bottle holder to cope with the "oh Sh*t" down force moment....

Latest innovation... sun tanning lamp for those 'rained off' moments.

Upgraded wife repellet electric fence remains the 'must have option'!!!

[thunderfoot]

Is the auto beer dispenser and relief tube still a factory option? How many laps per beer at Darlington? Does the optima battery keep a charge longer than an interstate for the electric fence?

[Quality88]

Can it handle the stress of A Hendrick win? and if it can... does it do anything to ease that stress?

[thunderfoot]

Originally Posted by Quality88

Can it handle the stress of A Hendrick win? and if it can... does it do anything to ease that stress?

Hey Q, How the heck are ya? Squishy the Kat is getting awful hungry for a win and fresh mousies. She's gonna get it right sometime. But I'm thinking Vegas is not the spot for her predictions lately.

I gotta get this COT chair. Lately I have had to use wife and rug rat repellent. Like cockroache's, they start building up an immunity to the stuff. Then my Sunday race is all shot up. Why cant they be born one day, 18 the next and out of the house? Sure would make life alot easier here.

We got gas today at $3.70 just down the street from the Boeing plant. I think we need to start holding Camels as hostage's. They shoot horses dont they?

[LSC9901]

Originally Posted by thunderfoot

Hey Q, How the heck are ya? Squishy the Kat is getting awful hungry for a win and fresh mousies. She's gonna get it right sometime. But I'm thinking Vegas is not the spot for her predictions lately.

I gotta get this COT chair. Lately I have had to use wife and rug rat repellent. Like cockroache's, they start building up an immunity to the stuff. Then my Sunday race is all shot up. Why cant they be born one day, 18 the next and out of the house? Sure would make life alot easier here.

We got gas today at $3.70 just down the street from the Boeing plant. I think we need to start holding Camels as hostage's. They shoot horses dont they?

I paid $2.89 a gallon yesterday and that is down from $2.94

[thunderfoot]

Originally Posted by LSC9901

I paid $2.89 a gallon yesterday and that is down from $2.94

That is no fair. Why do we get so screwed? Gee wouldnt you think the west coast would have cheaper gas because we are closer to the oil fields then you are. The goobers dont have to ship it so far. At least it looks good on paper.

What do you call a pall bearer in Oklahoma?

A Carry okie!

[Quality88]

Hey Tfoot.... just doin everything I can to withstand the rough winds of the oncomin weddin... my fiance is a basket case right now.... and that in turn is turnin me into a basket case. I'm holdin up for now. Oh yeah... I just paid 2.93 a gallon... and that's dropped down from 3.20. It was Derby time in the bluegrass... and well it was derby time for the gas companies... they had a race to see who could hike the gas the most and the fastest in one day..... I think Thorntons won..... buncha bartasds.

[thunderfoot]

Originally Posted by Quality88

Hey Tfoot.... just doin everything I can to withstand the rough winds of the oncomin weddin... my fiance is a basket case right now.... and that in turn is turnin me into a basket case. I'm holdin up for now. Oh yeah... I just paid 2.93 a gallon... and that's dropped down from 3.20. It was Derby time in the bluegrass... and well it was derby time for the gas companies... they had a race to see who could hike the gas the most and the fastest in one day..... I think Thorntons won..... buncha bartasds.

Just go with the flow dude. Let all the others sweat the load. My cure for stress is not caring about the little things in life. I have Squishy the Kat for cheap entertainment, a DVD player and a stereo that shakes the house. I still have to take it all real easy according to the doctors. I tell them the pain shooting down the legs is gone, but the low back pain is still there. They say "We told ya the surgery wouldnt take it all away". But the implant is working fine. I have a great time going to the malls and tripping the security alarms in all the stores. I gotta have some kind of fun with this. The TSA idiots at Sea Tac go absolutly nutz. I have a card that says I have an implant, but I dont show it or say nothing for a bit just to see them sweat it out. The only problem is the seat in the racer and the belts put the implant in a pinch. I gotta find a way around it. Of course I dont tell the doc's about my extra curricular activities. They just dont want me lifting any engine blocks or such. I dont need any more surgical procedures either. We were talking today in the shop with my friends son and telling them about a good senior prank. Tie up some road flares with some wire and a clock and drop it off at the school. The brown stuff would hit the fan real fast here. It's just a joke ya know. As they haul the kid away for 20 years !