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Old 03-24-2006, 12:01 AM
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Larry the Cable Guy

So, I was watching the Showbiz Show with David Spade. He brought up his weekend pick for top of the box office: Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector. He said, "Everyone in the South is going to want to see it, but who knows how many are going to actually drive their house to the theater." Then he says it should make $40 million this weekend [$40,000,000 goes up on the board]. Then he says "the previews show Larry taking a crap" [Total on board jumps to $45,000,000]. "Twice", he says [Total jumps to $50,000,000]. Then he says, "Buuuut, there's a NASCAR race on Sunday" [Total jumps back down to $40,000,000].

Bastard.

(I hope I conveyed that joke as funny as it was)
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Old 03-24-2006, 01:44 AM
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Re: Larry the Cable Guy

Yeh that was good, was lost for awhile then hit me at the end.
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Old 03-24-2006, 10:14 AM
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Re: Larry the Cable Guy

that's funny, I don't care who you are, that's funny. Larry the Cable Guy is one of my favorite comedians, besides, robin williams, and dane cook. Also, is itunes ever going to put up more recent robin williams material?

thanks, and git-r-done!!! GO MATT KENSETH!!!!

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Old 03-24-2006, 11:40 AM
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Re: Larry the Cable Guy

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that's funny, I don't care who you are, that's funny. Larry the Cable Guy is one of my favorite comedians, besides, robin williams, and dane cook. Also, is itunes ever going to put up more recent robin williams material?

thanks, and git-r-done!!! GO MATT KENSETH!!!!

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Hi, pararacefan2002, I think Larry the Cable guy is hilarious too. So who do you like besides Matt?
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Old 03-27-2006, 09:48 AM
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Re: Larry the Cable Guy

I'm a roush fan, especially a big matt kenseth fan. Have you seen his wife, Katie,? she is drop-dead gorgeous. I have met Matt a couple of times @ Black&Decker's world HQ's in towson, MD. (B&D owns dewalt, just in case you didn't know)

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Old 03-27-2006, 08:04 PM
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Re: Larry the Cable Guy

Chiming in as another Larry fan here! I do believe he is the funniest man on the planet.
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