[Smoke842]

Hey -
Do you guys read the power rankings on Nascar.com? They are sooo funny. I have tried to attach the file to this but I can't get it to work, I'm not very computer savvy.

Too bad I don't like number one anymore. Smoke has been no. 1 until this week, now it's the 48. Dale Jr's is hilarious, he's ranked 18th.

[rmjvol]

lol, that's some pretty good stuff. here's the link to it:
NASCAR Power Rankings

Some excerpts:

JJ: Report: Johnson's interim crew chief is totally going to ask for a huge raise.
MM: With a few minor decal adjustments, his sponsor could be AARP in a matter of minutes.
Dale jr: I can almost hear what he was saying Sunday. "Dadgum man, I told you not to give me the motors that are earmarked for Robby's team!"

[Smoke842]

Aren't they great! Thanks for putting the link on, I'm a dummy regarding that.

Power Rankings come out every Wednesday if there is a race the following weekend - they are lol every week. You guys gotta check them out if you are a race fan.

[Tin Can]

There all good, But I got kick out of this one,, one of many though.
Joe NemechekThis guy has the worst luck of all time. Even worse than the guy who stepped in front of Dick Cheney.

[Noah]

Until now but I am heading over there now to check it out. Thanks for posting

[Team Yates]

Somehow I missed this on the NASCAR site. Thanks for pointing it out, I'll have to keep checking in there. Too funny.

Go Team YATES
Fly those rockets to the championship

[Zack Man]

Freakin funny. Thanks for the post.

[Smoke842]

Hilarious excerpts from this weeks Power Rankings:

1st Stewart - "I can't believe he had his monkey on pit road without a firesuit."

2nd Harvick - "I wanted to see this question asked, just to see if Harvick would have choked the questioner: "Kevin, you led 272 laps and absolutely dominated here tonite. And yet you got beat by a guy who could barely use his left hand. How come?"

5th Earnhardt Jr - "Report: May-Ling tasered by cops after celebrating win by overturning cars in Enterprise lot".

12th Hamlin - "Bobby Jo from Paris, TN writes, Dear FedEx: What does Denny like to do in his spare time? Funny you should ask. Denny was just saying he likes to relax by seeing how many stiches he can cram into his left hand before passing out".

[Gotham Dark Knight]

Hmmm...my drivers don't even rate...I will have to make up my own I guess...

Ranked: 49th
Previous Rank: 48th

Hermie Sadler

Hermie Sadler is having a bad decade...but at least its been a consistently bad decade...so you got to give him that. He is consistent if nothing else. His average starts over the past five years go like this: 36.0, 36.7, 37.3, 37.2, 37.0...clearly he is on the upside of consistently bad.


Ranked: 35th
Previous Rank: 35th

Michael Waltrip

Who knew that when Michael Waltrip crack the top 20 at Daytona it would become a season highlight. the bes thing about having Waltrip on my GoTeamsGo racing team is that he can always look back at Sadler in his rear view mirror...that is on those days Sadler actually qualifies.

[TN_Gal]

I like you...your glass is always half full

BTW, advertising rates are increasing for the Hoiday weekend....just ordered flowers for my 3 mothers $$$$$$

[LSC9901]

After reviewing that list I guess I'd have to ask how serious is that list ????

[Smoke842]

Originally Posted by LSC9901

After reviewing that list I guess I'd have to ask how serious is that list ????

Semi-serious, LSC, semi-serious. If you notice there's a little disclaimer at the bottom that says that the above are the opinions of the writer. There are other power rankings, but they aren't funny and what's the fun in that?

[oncea3fan]

Originally Posted by TN_Gal

I like you...your glass is always half full

BTW, advertising rates are increasing for the Hoiday weekend....just ordered flowers for my 3 mothers $$$$$$

so how much would it cost to put something in your space, if I had something to put there???

[TN_Gal]

Originally Posted by oncea3fan

so how much would it cost to put something in your space, if I had something to put there???

Rates are very affordable. Goth Guy can back me up on that. Am working a deal with someone now....but can get you in line

[Gotham Dark Knight]

Originally Posted by TN_Gal

Rates are very affordable. Goth Guy can back me up on that. Am working a deal with someone now....but can get you in line

Well...there was the fee...and the car waxing I had to do...and I signed up for three years of supporting TN_Gal's posts....so yeah...very affordable...