[simple simon]

'Things Never Before Said by a NASCAR Driver'

10. KASEY KAHNE:
"Anyone know how to drive a stick?"

9. JEFF GORDON:
"Does this gas taste funny to you?"

8. JEFF BURTON:
"I don't care much for country music or beer."

7. MARK MARTIN:
"Switch the `R' and the `C' in `racing' and you get `caring.'"

6. DALE EARNHARDT JR.:
"Wow, Letterman looks so young in person."

5. DENNY HAMLIN:
"You're looking at a guy who can drive 500 miles without taking a leak."

4. KYLE BUSCH:
"A truly great driver doesn't mind asking for directions, am I right, ladies?"

3. KEVIN HARVICK:
"It would be nice if the guys in the pits occasionally surprised me with a piece of carrot cake or something."

2. JIMMIE JOHNSON:
"The Nextel Cup is great, but what I'm really excited for is the `Late Show' Ventriloquist Week."

1. MATT KENSETH:
"If you think I'm fast in my car, you should see me in the bedroom."

ThatsRacin.com | 09/14/2006 | 'Things Never Before Said by a NASCAR Driver'

figured this was good for a laugh

[WVGrandma4Kasey]

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LMFAO

i like #5 the best

lol

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