[Gotham Dark Knight]

Okay, you are throwing a party for two dozen of your closes friends and had to invite O.J. Simpson or Jose Canseco...who would you invite?

[simple simon]

invite Jose .... he can bring party favors

if you invite OJ be sure to hide the knives

[legend]

OJ is the Juice, Canseco brings the Juice.
OJ's glove doesn't fit, Canseco's glove gives him fits.
OJ's book tells what he would have done, Canseco's book tells what he really did do.
OJ was a pitchman for Hertz, Canseco hurt many pitching men.
OJ used his head to get away with murder, Canseco was almost murdered by a ball that hit him in the head.
I want Canseco at my party.

Thaks for that softball, Gotham!

[EmpireWF]

Definitely Canseco...if nothing else, his stories should be the life of the party.

Hasn't OJ gone loopy? (you know, besides the whole double murder thing)

[LSC9901]

I'll take Jose. I want to live a few more years, or at the very least die a natural death.

[Gotham Dark Knight]

Originally Posted by legend

OJ is the Juice, Canseco brings the Juice.
OJ's glove doesn't fit, Canseco's glove gives him fits.
OJ's book tells what he would have done, Canseco's book tells what he really did do.
OJ was a pitchman for Hertz, Canseco hurt many pitching men.
OJ used his head to get away with murder, Canseco was almost murdered by a ball that hit him in the head.
I want Canseco at my party.

Thaks for that softball, Gotham!

Almost forgot you answered this one legend...good one as always.

[bears9]

Definitely, Jose, if I invite I know I'll make it out alive.