[Bette]

April 1, 2008
In a surprising turn of events, CBS announced on Tuesday that Jason Taylor of the Miami Dolphins, the prohibitive favorite to win "Dancing with the Stars", will replace Jeff Probst as host of the hit reality show "Survivor" this fall.
Filming for Survivor starts later this month meaning Taylor will need to dropo early from the dance competition show.
When contacted, Taylor expressed excitement at the chance to appear in millions of living rooms each week.
Taylor insists his role on "Survivor" does not mark the end of his football career. He will be unable to participate in the 2008 season but insists he is still a member of the Miami Dolphins and looks forward to getting back to football as soon as possible.
Bill Parcells, Miami's executive vice president of football operations, was unavailable for comment.

Jason Taylor, Bill Parcells, Ced Finch, Survivor, "Taylor announced as new host of 'Survivor'"- Realfootball365.com

[Bette]

Ha ha How many times did you have to read it before you caught on?
I'm kind of slow so it took me two.

[Seahawker 562]

Will anyone know who he is when watching survivor

[bears9]

Parcells doesn't want to put up with crap like this, this is a smart but suddle to get on the Tuna's bad side and out of Miami.

[Lefty Noob]

Originally Posted by Bette

Ha ha How many times did you have to read it before you caught on?
I'm kind of slow so it took me two.

April Fools Joke, right? Did I ever tell you I loathe April Fools Day jokes.

[Bette]

Originally Posted by Lefty Noob

April Fools Joke, right? Did I ever tell you I loathe April Fools Day jokes.

No, but I will remember next year

I dont much care for them either but this one was pretty good. I caught at least two and who knows how many read it but didnt post.
People on here dont catch the satiric ones either. I think it just goes to show how crazy this NFL is and that anything is possible.