[TarheelVike]

Feel Free to add to it:

1. He was born in jail.
2. He was adopted.
3. He has small hands.
4. He’s had to learn too many new systems.
5. He needs a better offensive line.
6. He needs a better running game.
7. He needs a QB coach.
8. He’s not a student of the game.
9. He’s not a film guy.
10. He thinks he has to make all the plays himself.
11. He presses too much.
12. He leads by example not by voice (see “Al and Alma’s”).
13. He runs too much.
14. He doesn’t run when there’s a clear opening.
15. He doesn’t have a good feel for the pocket.
16. He had Red as an owner.
17. He had Tice as a coach.
18. He had to contend with Randy.
19. He needs this to be “his team”.
20. He’s depressed about his injury.
21. He just needs more time.
22. He needs a mentor at backup QB.
23. He lost his best target.
24. He lost his offensive coordinator.
25. He needs a top 10 defense.
26. He’s concerned about his legal issues.
27. He’s still essentially a rookie.
28. He’s a Jedi surrounded by Sith.
29. He only played good teams. The others always played crap.
30. He needs to feel wanted.
31. He thought Golden Age meant two years.
32. He’s every bit as good as Aaron Brooks. The numbers bear it out.
33. He’s always misrepresented by the media.
34. He wants to be paid like Michael while behaving like Marcus.
35. He caused the team to step up by getting injured.
36. He feels disrespected by management.
37. He’s got his problems, but he’s the only playmaker we have.
38. He can’t take the pressure of the McNabb comparison.
39. He needs $10 million to learn the WCO.
40. He needs more money to pay is IPO for email access.
41. He hired a dumb agent.

#42 -- Chris Chambers sucks
#43 -- Ronnie Brown is a second String RB
#44 -- Joey Porter is a stud LB

[Gotham Dark Knight]

Originally Posted by TarheelVike

Feel Free to add to it:

1. He was born in jail.
2. He was adopted.
3. He has small hands.
4. He’s had to learn too many new systems.
5. He needs a better offensive line.
6. He needs a better running game.
7. He needs a QB coach.
8. He’s not a student of the game.
9. He’s not a film guy.
10. He thinks he has to make all the plays himself.
11. He presses too much.
12. He leads by example not by voice (see “Al and Alma’s”).
13. He runs too much.
14. He doesn’t run when there’s a clear opening.
15. He doesn’t have a good feel for the pocket.
16. He had Red as an owner.
17. He had Tice as a coach.
18. He had to contend with Randy.
19. He needs this to be “his team”.
20. He’s depressed about his injury.
21. He just needs more time.
22. He needs a mentor at backup QB.
23. He lost his best target.
24. He lost his offensive coordinator.
25. He needs a top 10 defense.
26. He’s concerned about his legal issues.
27. He’s still essentially a rookie.
28. He’s a Jedi surrounded by Sith.
29. He only played good teams. The others always played crap.
30. He needs to feel wanted.
31. He thought Golden Age meant two years.
32. He’s every bit as good as Aaron Brooks. The numbers bear it out.
33. He’s always misrepresented by the media.
34. He wants to be paid like Michael while behaving like Marcus.
35. He caused the team to step up by getting injured.
36. He feels disrespected by management.
37. He’s got his problems, but he’s the only playmaker we have.
38. He can’t take the pressure of the McNabb comparison.
39. He needs $10 million to learn the WCO.
40. He needs more money to pay is IPO for email access.
41. He hired a dumb agent.

#42 -- Chris Chambers sucks
#43 -- Ronnie Brown is a second String RB
#44 -- Joey Porter is a stud LB

Welcome TarheelVike...way to make a splash entry...now since I am a Culpepper fan (grad from same school)...I will go with 4, 17, 28, 28, 28, 30, 33, 35, 37, ...though #38 is interesting...and 44 has merit...

[MJHMarc]

Welcome to the GoTeamsGo Sports Forum, Tarhell Vike. We discuss all kinds of sports here, especially football now since the season kicked off last night with a sad win by the Steelers. I did not expect Culpepper do sink as he did last night.

He is on my fantasy team, so I will use these excuses whenever he performs poorly. That is a great post and I hope you continue to share your useful and hilarious knowledge with us in the future.

I'm trying to deal him away but I don't think that anyone wants him.