[vincesanity82]

According to T.J. Simers of the L.A. Times, Jones weighed in at a deuce and a daggum half yesterday. And Simers let him know, too, calling him funny fatness-related names in the paper while asking him when he was going to start making contact with the ball again. Now as for the tubbo in center in Andruw Jones, who began the night hitting .100, maybe we should no longer be looking for him to hit his weight, but rather just his age.

"The scale was wrong," announced Jones, who had stepped on a scale in the Dodgers clubhouse Saturday for Page 2's benefit. "That scale has been there since Jackie Robinson played here."

The Dodgers' website lists Jones at 210 pounds. He said he weighs 240, although the Jackie Robinson scale indicated he weighed 248.

Andruw Jones Is Fatter Than We All Thought - FanHouse - AOL Sports Blog

[Dusty]

I have to wonder if Jones has been hanging out with Oakland Raider quarterback/fattie JaMarcus Russell? I mean this weight gain did happen when he hit California. I should invest in restaurant that specializes in the food they enjoy most, i'd make a killing!

[Gotham Dark Knight]

To think Jones once had decent speed and could steal etc...I don't think he can be all that fast at 250 lbs.

[legend]

Most of the excess weight is from his wallet.