[LSC9901]

This could be good. I'm thinking the limits would be obeyed.

Originally Posted by vincesanity82

they also had the same TP chuck Norris uses but was out of our budget so just decided to get ours designed..

[vincesanity82]

Originally Posted by Gotham Dark Knight

Has it been tested? Will it leave red dye marks on your body parts?...cause that can cause all sorts of issues down the road.

There does leave a reddish dye on the body parts but the company said its antibacterial solution that leaves it that much more cleaner..also emits the new car smell..

[Bette]

If I were to tell you where I am thinking your tp goes, I'd be banned from this site.

However, you guys have more to worry about than tp. When those girls were talking in the closet that day, I also heard them mention that one of them intercepted a secret memo that The Big Kahuna is thinking about replacing you all with Smurefs. (Those are the blue and orange ones that come from Eastern Yugoslovia) (you guys ought to treat your secretaries and understudies better. Then maybe they would tell you stuff) As for the mailroom, he says if Goth can do it, then anybody can. So currently he is negotiating with the head of the UPA (United Penguins Association) Unfortunately, the penguins think they are worth more than the current staff is getting (even though their flappers get in the way) so maybe your job is ok Goth.
Everyone else better brush up their resumes!!!!!

[Gotham Dark Knight]

Originally Posted by Bette

If I were to tell you where I am thinking your tp goes, I'd be banned from this site.

However, you guys have more to worry about than tp. When those girls were talking in the closet that day, I also heard them mention that one of them intercepted a secret memo that The Big Kahuna is thinking about replacing you all with Smurefs. (Those are the blue and orange ones that come from Eastern Yugoslovia) (you guys ought to treat your secretaries and understudies better. Then maybe they would tell you stuff) As for the mailroom, he says if Goth can do it, then anybody can. So currently he is negotiating with the head of the UPA (United Penguins Association) Unfortunately, the penguins think they are worth more than the current staff is getting (even though their flappers get in the way) so maybe your job is ok Goth.
Everyone else better brush up their resumes!!!!!

Bette, there is more to the mail room than meets the eye. Sure anyone can place a stamp on the corner of an envelope, but it must be sorted into neat stacks and rows. Then put into the mail cart and delivered from the 11th floor to the 1st in such fashion at to be by the 7th floor during 1st break and the 5th by lunchtime. I am not sure penguins could get that right. However, with the right training program.

And LSC, talk to the boys at Immigration, I think we can delay these Eastern Yugoslovians from getting a piece of La Cosa Nostra, if you know what I mean. Geez man, doesn't anyone respect the Union anymore!

[LSC9901]

Before I came to GTG I spent 30 plus years on a top secret govenment project so I do have ties.

Just where is Bette from anyway ??? She seems to type with some sort of foreign accent.

[Gotham Dark Knight]

Originally Posted by LSC9901

Before I came to GTG I spent 30 plus years on a top secret govenment project so I do have ties.

Just where is Bette from anyway ??? She seems to type with some sort of foreign accent.

Well the location says Wisconsin...which of course is the heartland for Terrorism...I think we need a full scale investigation.

[LSC9901]

Originally Posted by Gotham Dark Knight

Well the location says Wisconsin...which of course is the heartland for Terrorism...I think we need a full scale investigation.

I have some contacts in Wisconsin. My understanding is that there are some terrorist cells there. We may want to get right on this. I'll get in contact with the R-33 folks.

[Gotham Dark Knight]

Originally Posted by LSC9901

I have some contacts in Wisconsin. My understanding is that there are some terrorist cells there. We may want to get right on this. I'll get in contact with the R-33 folks.

My sources in Milwaukee seem to think that Bette might be the one of the ring leaders. I would approach with great caution.

[Bette]

Originally Posted by LSC9901

I have some contacts in Wisconsin. My understanding is that there are some terrorist cells there. We may want to get right on this. I'll get in contact with the R-33 folks.

All right gentlemen. I can see you are not going to let this go. Truth is, I was originally placed here to infiltrate the Cheeseheads. The mission was a failure because I wouldnt wear the silly hats. Now I am on another top secret mission and even the R-33 folks dont know about it. Its so secret even the Super Duper Spies know nothing about it. I can tell you nothing more.

[Gotham Dark Knight]

Originally Posted by Bette

All right gentlemen. I can see you are not going to let this go. Truth is, I was originally placed here to infiltrate the Cheeseheads. The mission was a failure because I wouldnt wear the silly hats. Now I am on another top secret mission and even the R-33 folks dont know about it. Its so secret even the Super Duper Spies know nothing about it. I can tell you nothing more.

You know the diner by the river?

Third table.

Left Chair.

Twist the salt shaker twice to the left, once to the right.

The info packet is inside the lid in microfilm.

We will contact you the same way, 22 hrs from noon on Thursday.

[Bette]

Originally Posted by Gotham Dark Knight

You know the diner by the river?

Third table.

Left Chair.

Twist the salt shaker twice to the left, once to the right.

The info packet is inside the lid in microfilm.

We will contact you the same way, 22 hrs from noon on Thursday.

Just exactly how do you know about this. It's supposed to be top secret.
I have to contact my superior. Hey, T.O. Do you know we have a leak here?

[simple simon]

Originally Posted by Bette

Just exactly how do you know about this. It's supposed to be top secret.
I have to contact my superior. Hey, T.O. Do you know we have a leak here?

I KNEW IT

no one could stand up for TO like you do without working for him ........ heck even his publicist didnt stick up for him like this when he overdosed

[Gotham Dark Knight]

Originally Posted by simple simon

I KNEW IT

no one could stand up for TO like you do without working for him ........ heck even his publicist didnt stick up for him like this when he overdosed

Simon. TO (aka Charlie) is high on the totem pole ofr which GTG is a propaganda arm. Man, look you got to start coming to the meetings after the meeting.

[LSC9901]

Oh Bette ... how naive thou art. TO is really a counter R-33 agent only he is a level 29 instead of the usual level 17 agent. Publicly we deny his existence but privately he has been a real cash cow of information. Do you recall the evening in 2005 when you were offered a cheesehead hat ???? You should hear the tape and see the photo's we got of you after that casual meeting. If anyone is interested they are currently posted on the R-33 website. PM me for the URL.

Goth, Simon ... meet me at headquarters at the predetermined time and date and we will start the Q49 paperwork to initiate the "Blue Mango" countdown.

[Gotham Dark Knight]

Originally Posted by LSC9901

Oh Bette ... how naive thou art. TO is really a counter R-33 agent only he is a level 29 instead of the usual level 17 agent. Publicly we deny his existence but privately he has been a real cash cow of information. Do you recall the evening in 2005 when you were offered a cheesehead hat ???? You should hear the tape and see the photo's we got of you after that casual meeting. If anyone is interested they are currently posted on the R-33 website. PM me for the URL.

Goth, Simon ... meet me at headquarters at the predetermined time and date and we will start the Q49 paperwork to initiate the "Blue Mango" countdown.

Blue Mango? Now? Now?...I thought Blue Mango was still two years away?...Damn, who moved up the schedule on Blue Mango....Did "Sweet Chocolate or Pop Tart" have anythnig to do with this? Did they?