[Gotham Dark Knight]

Originally Posted by LSC9901

I'm truly lost as to where to begin. First off I haven't seen an updated agenda for tomorrow mornings meeting. I've got some nerdy sounding twerp from planning named Edgar (?) he wants to know who is authorizing a new building. I told him to back off or he'll be working for Paul in security. We do need to get to the bottom of the building issue. rebuild or purchase. You all seem to want something new along with a skateboard park, a pool and some sort of cage. I think some of you need to reside in a cage.

You want me to let Marc drive around in a 750 horsepower NASCAR vehicle ?? Lordy, Lordy, Lordy child. He can't even stay out of trouble on a moped and you want him cruising around like someone who is responsible ??? Neo he has really fooled you with this whole understudy thing. If you really have any desire for upward mobility I suggest you crawl up to Lefty's office, remove your shoes and beg like a blind man selling pencils for a spot as an intern. Gotta tell you that he isn't real impressed with the pink though, but that is up to you. I'm only shooting for VP.

Goth that was nice of you to post the food menu on the in-house thread. Did you never get the memo on Kathleen in food service ???? That scratching thing is apparently far worse than what we thought. Since she is vested in the food service company there isn't a lot we can do. That is why Lefty and I usually go out for lunch. The Kathleen thing needs to remain under wraps or we'll get tied up in yet another one of those employee bias issues.

I am sorry that you are always lost LSC, must be the vision thing acting up again. Just be glad I am here to help you out once more.
The Agenda will be ready soon, if we just didn't keep losing Neo to latte runs, it would be done by now.
Of course you know that there are 12 distinct and separate committees for the new building. Which of the 12 are you chairing?
And from what Neo tells me, "pink is the new black" but you would need to keep up with the times to understand that. Poor child does not know you still have one of these clicky-clack type writers. Old School is one thing, but you seem to rise it to an Art Form.
Which brings us to the food memo. A thank you would do! Did you know Kathleen left. That's right, so ends "the Spice Wars." In the end, she did not like Lefty telling her how to "spice up her entrees." So, that left me to post the menu. Like I said, a simple thank you would do. By the way, you are on schedule to post tomorrow's menu.

[LSC9901]

Tuesday's Menu





Low Fat Chinese Menu

You can omit the fried rice if you count carbs, and please don’t put the chicken over rice. I didn’t include a recipe for pineapple slices and cherries. I’m hoping you can figure that one out. You probably will not want desert after this meal unless you need something sweet. But remember the old saying that Chinese food doesn’t fill you up for long, so save the leftovers for later. If you want to cheat on this menu, just add more chicken and shrimp than called for. They’re full of protein and no fat.

Oven Fried Spring Rolls (178 calories, 5 g fat, 28 g carb)

Garlic Grilled Shrimp (161 calories, 4 g fat, 5 g carb)

Spicy Szechwan Chicken (152 calories, 3 g fat, 11 g carb)

Curried Fried Rice (239 calories, 6 g fat, 40 g carb)

Pineapple Wedges with Iced Bing Cherries

[vincesanity82]

Originally Posted by LSC9901

Tuesday's Menu





Low Fat Chinese Menu

You can omit the fried rice if you count carbs, and please don’t put the chicken over rice. I didn’t include a recipe for pineapple slices and cherries. I’m hoping you can figure that one out. You probably will not want desert after this meal unless you need something sweet. But remember the old saying that Chinese food doesn’t fill you up for long, so save the leftovers for later. If you want to cheat on this menu, just add more chicken and shrimp than called for. They’re full of protein and no fat.

Oven Fried Spring Rolls (178 calories, 5 g fat, 28 g carb)

Garlic Grilled Shrimp (161 calories, 4 g fat, 5 g carb)

Spicy Szechwan Chicken (152 calories, 3 g fat, 11 g carb)

Curried Fried Rice (239 calories, 6 g fat, 40 g carb)

Pineapple Wedges with Iced Bing Cherries

oh wow, this all looks very good and healthy, except im allergic to shrimp lsc, do you not remember last time I ate shrimp? I started convulsing and foaming at the mouth, you had to rush me to the hospital and slammed my hand in your car door in the process, since goth had went to medical school but quit he tried sowing my finger back on with fabios hair strands, the doctor had to redo it, but some good did come out of my hospital visit, thats where I met my "friend" I play checkers with..but yea shrimp a bad idea..

[Gotham Dark Knight]

Originally Posted by vincesanity82

oh wow, this all looks very good and healthy, except im allergic to shrimp lsc, do you not remember last time I ate shrimp? I started convulsing and foaming at the mouth, you had to rush me to the hospital and slammed my hand in your car door in the process, since goth had went to medical school but quit he tried sowing my finger back on with fabios hair strands, the doctor had to redo it, but some good did come out of my hospital visit, thats where I met my "friend" I play checkers with..but yea shrimp a bad idea..

Vincent you know we keep a stock of "Veggie Patties" for you...I know you are not keen on them. But it has been the back up plan since the dawn of time...look we are working on a "faux shrimp substitute made out of soy" but we are not there yet. Veg Patties man. Veg Patties.

[vincesanity82]

Originally Posted by Gotham Dark Knight

Vincent you know we keep a stock of "Veggie Patties" for you...I know you are not keen on them. But it has been the back up plan since the dawn of time...look we are working on a "faux shrimp substitute made out of soy" but we are not there yet. Veg Patties man. Veg Patties.

umm arrg, sorry I just threw up in my mouth a lil bit, goth those veg patties or "mystery meat" are not any good, I seriously dont know where you and lefty get that meat from but it has to be cheap. Ill bring sack lunch tommorrow..

[LSC9901]

Originally Posted by vincesanity82

umm arrg, sorry I just threw up in my mouth a lil bit, goth those veg patties or "mystery meat" are not any good, I seriously dont know where you and lefty get that meat from but it has to be cheap. Ill bring sack lunch tommorrow..

Ahhh Vince ... they are veggie patties, not MEAT !!!

[MJHMarc]

The shrimp looks tasty, but I think I'll pass on the curry rice.

[LSC9901]

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Sorry I missed the meeting today but as you can see there are a few issues with the property that we had considered. These photos were taken by me this morning as I was getting ready to tour the building so that I could file a report at the meeting.

I'm thinking that maybe we'll pass on this one. Can someone fill me in on the meeting.

[Gotham Dark Knight]

Originally Posted by LSC9901

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Sorry I missed the meeting today but as you can see there are a few issues with the property that we had considered. These photos were taken by me this morning as I was getting ready to tour the building so that I could file a report at the meeting.

I'm thinking that maybe we'll pass on this one. Can someone fill me in on the meeting.

Darn it LSC...I had just spoken to the board members on this one... I told them I had a good feeling about it and I had 5 out 12 board members in our pocket already.

Look, on a total side note, beware of Lefty. He missed placed his infamous gold pen again...and there is hell to pay for it!

[LSC9901]

Originally Posted by Gotham Dark Knight

Darn it LSC...I had just spoken to the board members on this one... I told them I had a good feeling about it and I had 5 out 12 board members in our pocket already.

Look, on a total side note, beware of Lefty. He missed placed his infamous gold pen again...and there is hell to pay for it!

I'll be meeting with Lang Real Estate again this evening to see what else is available. Are we in a rush and if not how much time do we have. Was there any talk about reconstruction.

I'm really tired of the Lefty and the lost pen deal. If Wendall was sitting beside him have someone check out that little brown paper bag he always carries around with him. Somehow John's watch ended up in it one day ?????

[Gotham Dark Knight]

Originally Posted by LSC9901

I'll be meeting with Lang Real Estate again this evening to see what else is available. Are we in a rush and if not how much time do we have. Was there any talk about reconstruction.

I'm really tired of the Lefty and the lost pen deal. If Wendall was sitting beside him have someone check out that little brown paper bag he always carries around with him. Somehow John's watch ended up in it one day ?????

Well, really we need to have it in place by the time the IPO goes through.

Though I have heard rumors we may be headed for Bristol Conn. and merging with ESPN...they're calling it, "The Total Sports Concept"...but we will see.

Look, I will be posting the minutes from the meeting soon. You missed a wild one.

...and of course. Freakin Wendell and his "Magic Bag"...darn it man. That's just getting old.

[vincesanity82]

Originally Posted by LSC9901

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Sorry I missed the meeting today but as you can see there are a few issues with the property that we had considered. These photos were taken by me this morning as I was getting ready to tour the building so that I could file a report at the meeting.

I'm thinking that maybe we'll pass on this one. Can someone fill me in on the meeting.

lsc just wondering, how did the building fall?

[MJHMarc]

Did I miss something: When is the meeting today?

[MJHMarc]

Originally Posted by vincesanity82

lsc just wondering, how did the building fall?

A Photoshop Crain.

[Neopet_Girl]

Originally Posted by vincesanity82

lsc just wondering, how did the building fall?

Well, maybe you don't know this, but I was on my way to cleaning Marc's Moped, get his ties pressed and bring him back a Latte, when I drove past the site.

I saw Mr. LSC get into a shoving match with the guys manning the cranes, and next thing you know, Mr. LSC is swinging the thing wildly (Like he does a golf club) and well, the building fell.

Marc your ties will be ready Thursday, your Latte is on your desk, and the Moped has that extra gloss you like. LOL.