[LSC9901]

Originally Posted by Gotham Dark Knight

You youngsters crack me up! Is that what they are calling it these days? Checkers?...Gotcha...

LSC, is "checkers in the office" covered in the handbook?

Yeah right ... checkers ... check this.

Originally Posted by Gotham Dark Knight

I got a note from my doctor...I got a note!

And yeah, heck yeah I wanted the waterslide! Look, Lefty has that big office, the skate board ramp, the marble statue, the rug, and the mural...

...so, is a waterslide we all can share that big of a deal? Darn it man! I want my perks! I want my perks!

and just who is this Dr ??? Dr. Jack D. ???

We can consider the waterslide instead of an elevator. Of course the climb up a ladder will be fun forst thing in the morning. If Emily ever recovers she'll be fun to watch going up a ladder with crutches !!!

[vincesanity82]

Originally Posted by Gotham Dark Knight

Darn it! See that is the dysfunction I am talking about...I do not have a copy of the revised version. LSC did you get a copy? Or is someone doing an end around us and going straight to Lefty? If that is the case, I hope they track mud through the rug and get canned!

it also says in addition to our hawaiian shirt fridays we are gonna have whacky belt buckle wednesdays..what ever that is..

[Gotham Dark Knight]

Originally Posted by LSC9901

Yeah right ... checkers ... check this.



and just who is this Dr ??? Dr. Jack D. ???

We can consider the waterslide instead of an elevator. Of course the climb up a ladder will be fun forst thing in the morning. If Emily ever recovers she'll be fun to watch going up a ladder with crutches !!!

The Doc? You don't know him, Blueandwhite girl hooked me up with a Canadian Doctor, the Meds where cheaper there and...oops, I have said too much already.

Dude, get a life, the elevator takes you up to the waterslide...It's all a part of "Theme Park Wednesday" when we entertain our main sponsers. Did you really think it was all for me? Give me credit, I put company first. Well, maybe not first, maybe 1b.

[Gotham Dark Knight]

Originally Posted by vincesanity82

it also says in addition to our hawaiian shirt fridays we are gonna have whacky belt buckle wednesdays..what ever that is..

Vince dude, It was your darn insertion. Remember when you showed up with the great big Waylon Jennings belt buckle raving about Classic Country making a comeback...remember how we humored you and caved in to your demands to have a ...nevermind...we can revise the handbook.

[vincesanity82]

Originally Posted by Gotham Dark Knight

Vince dude, It was your darn insertion. Remember when you showed up with the great big Waylon Jennings belt buckle raving about Classic Country making a comeback...remember how we humored you and caved in to your demands to have a ...nevermind...we can revise the handbook.

dude my dad gave me that buckle, big as a platter put still shines, also is lsc being docked pay again for beating up the FedEx guy..

[Gotham Dark Knight]

Originally Posted by vincesanity82

dude my dad gave me that buckle, big as a platter put still shines, also is lsc being docked pay again for beating up the FedEx guy..

Darn it Vince...It's not like he took the clubs to the guy.

Let me explain. The FedEx laughed over something Neo said about his eyesight, and LSC kindly decided to help him along with his packages by tossing the guy and the packages into the Mail room. They worked out over a drink or two. Sure the guy has a shinner now, but no blood no foul.

[vincesanity82]

Originally Posted by Gotham Dark Knight

Darn it Vince...It's not like he took the clubs to the guy.

Let me explain. The FedEx laughed over something Neo said about his eyesight, and LSC kindly decided to help him along with his packages by tossing the guy and the packages into the Mail room. They worked out over a drink or two. Sure the guy has a shinner now, but no blood no foul.

yea I know but lsc does have history of "helping" the FedEx guys out from time to time..

[LSC9901]

Originally Posted by Gotham Dark Knight

Vince dude, It was your darn insertion. Remember when you showed up with the great big Waylon Jennings belt buckle raving about Classic Country making a comeback...remember how we humored you and caved in to your demands to have a ...nevermind...we can revise the handbook.

Vince we're not quite sure where you came up with all these new "revisions" to the handbook. I spoke with Janice Tillotson in the ethics deoartment and she knows nothing about any changes like what you ahve mentioned. Does Melanie and your little game of checkers have anything to do with all these changes ???

[Gotham Dark Knight]

Originally Posted by LSC9901

Vince we're not quite sure where you came up with all these new "revisions" to the handbook. I spoke with Janice Tillotson in the ethics deoartment and she knows nothing about any changes like what you ahve mentioned. Does Melanie and your little game of checkers have anything to do with all these changes ???

We have an Ethics Department? Really? Huh? You think you know a company and one day they tell you that it has an Ethics department.

LSC, do we...err...have control of the Ethics department? Are they on our...err...Bonus Plan?

...And Vince, yes, LSC has been a little helpful with the FedEx guy of late. But you got to admit we have not had the UPS melee that we had last year. I think he should continue "helping them."

[vincesanity82]

Originally Posted by LSC9901

Vince we're not quite sure where you came up with all these new "revisions" to the handbook. I spoke with Janice Tillotson in the ethics deoartment and she knows nothing about any changes like what you ahve mentioned. Does Melanie and your little game of checkers have anything to do with all these changes ???

you know janice tends to forget things. after her skiing accident in the swiss alps last year she hasnt been the same since, remember when she sat in her car for 3 hrs because she thought she locked herself in..

[LSC9901]

As you guys are very well aware the NASCAR Forum, GTG's largest and most popular division, is under my control. Now Fed Ex is a sponsor for Joe Gibbs racing. This team will not allow alcohol sponsors on their cars. Fed Ex is out the door and we will consider working with Big Brown or maybe even try out the USPS.

[Gotham Dark Knight]

Originally Posted by vincesanity82

you know janice tends to forget things. after her skiing accident in the swiss alps last year she hasnt been the same since, remember when she sat in her car for 3 hrs because she thought she locked herself in..

Vincent, I hate to bring it up, cause I love a good story, but Janice has a history of locking herself in that dates back to before the ski trip...That's why when we great her we usually say,"Hey Jan hows the Honda?"

[Gotham Dark Knight]

Originally Posted by LSC9901

As you guys are very well aware the NASCAR Forum, GTG's largest and most popular division, is under my control. Now Fed Ex is a sponsor for Joe Gibbs racing. This team will not allow alcohol sponsors on their cars. Fed Ex is out the door and we will consider working with Big Brown or maybe even try out the USPS.

Ah, and you did not even have to break out the clubs. I see the growth man. I see the growth. Trent's days are indeed numbered.

[vincesanity82]

Originally Posted by Gotham Dark Knight

Vincent, I hate to bring it up, cause I love a good story, but Janice has a history of locking herself in that dates back to before the ski trip...That's why when we great her we usually say,"Hey Jan hows the Honda?"

I know I laugh everytime I walk by her office since she put her huge autographed poster of michael bolton up..but I guess its no worse than your autographed fabio butter container..yea I know its gonna bring you mad money on ebay but still its fabio goth..

[Gotham Dark Knight]

Originally Posted by vincesanity82

I know I laugh everytime I walk by her office since she put her huge autographed poster of michael bolton up..but I guess its no worse than your autographed fabio butter container..yea I know its gonna bring you mad money on ebay but still its fabio goth..

One day Fabio is going to be dead, and you will wish you had the container, that is all I am going to say on the matter.