[Gotham Dark Knight]

Originally Posted by LSC9901

Check with Suzi on 7. She has the key to the janitors closet.

Your wisdom is not to be denied LSC. But we also have a company dress code issue here.

What is the appropriate attire for "getting the TP?" Is it in the handbook anywhere?

[LSC9901]

Originally Posted by Gotham Dark Knight

Your wisdom is not to be denied LSC. But we also have a company dress code issue here.

What is the appropriate attire for "getting the TP?" Is it in the handbook anywhere?

Obviously you have forgotten that supply is in the west wing ??????

Handbooks !!!

Supply !!!

West Wing !!!

Hello ????

[Gotham Dark Knight]

Originally Posted by LSC9901

Obviously you have forgotten that supply is in the west wing ??????

Handbooks !!!

Supply !!!

West Wing !!!

Hello ????

Duh Dude! I know, but I do have the e-copy. Look, page 7-25 cover the whole dress code issues, but while I find Hawaian Shirt Day on page 23, I can't find a thing on the proper attire for the office runner.

On a side note, I was not aware that "high heels are limited to three inches". Ha! Go tell that to Nancy in marketing. The words Lady of the Evening come to mind.

[Neopet_Girl]

You know, someone sent me a copy of the handbook, on account that I am officially Mark's understudy now, and I have some questions. LOL.

First question: Why does it say on page 12 that green and pinstripes can not be worn in the office until the Celtics or Yankees win a championship again? That is so totally not fair you guys! I have plenty of kelly green stuff that I can not wear now. What if those teams never win again? What then. What a complete waste of my hair ribbons!

Second question: Why are we not allowed to have flip-flops? Can't we have flip-flop friday once a month? I promise I have cute toes. LOL.

Also, (maybe this is like question 3 actually) on "Random Dress Tuesday" can I wear my two piece bathing suit?


That's all the questions I have -for now LOL.

[LSC9901]

Originally Posted by Neopet_Girl

You know, someone sent me a copy of the handbook, on account that I am officially Mark's understudy now, and I have some questions. LOL.

First question: Why does it say on page 12 that green and pinstripes can not be worn in the office until the Celtics or Yankees win a championship again? That is so totally not fair you guys! I have plenty of kelly green stuff that I can not wear now. What if those teams never win again? What then. What a complete waste of my hair ribbons!

Neo ... look very closely at that page. Isn't what you are reading done with a red crayon ??? That's Marc and his games again.

Originally Posted by Neopet_girl

Second question: Why are we not allowed to have flip-flops? Can't we have flip-flop friday once a month? I promise I have cute toes. LOL.

That lump on the side of your foot ??? Bunion ???? Not pretty !!!

Originally Posted by Neopet_Girl

Also, (maybe this is like question 3 actually) on "Random Dress Tuesday" can I wear my two piece bathing suit?

Goth ... tell her about the last time we did the two piece swim suit day ...... didn't Jim Carson really look like an arse !!!

[Gotham Dark Knight]

Originally Posted by LSC9901

Neo ... look very closely at that page. Isn't what you are reading done with a red crayon ??? That's Marc and his games again.

That lump on the side of your foot ??? Bunion ???? Not pretty !!!

Goth ... tell her about the last time we did the two piece swim suit day ...... didn't Jim Carson really look like an arse !!!

Forget Jumbo Jimmy, aka Elephant Boy, who couldn't see that coming...Word was that production slowed down to less than 50% when everyone in the freakin 5th floor had to go by the nurses office for a look see at Theresa and her...err...Thong...that was just not right man. Just not right.

[azrael492]

Also, (maybe this is like question 3 actually) on "Random Dress Tuesday" can I wear my two piece bathing suit?

Yes, as long as it is not green pinstripes.

[Gotham Dark Knight]

Originally Posted by azrael492

Yes, as long as it is not green pinstripes.

Ah heck, now look what you did...I got to take the suit back to Goodwill, thanks AZ, see if you ever get a corner office now!

[MJHMarc]

Originally Posted by Neopet_Girl

You know, someone sent me a copy of the handbook, on account that I am officially Mark's understudy now, and I have some questions. LOL.

First question: Why does it say on page 12 that green and pinstripes can not be worn in the office until the Celtics or Yankees win a championship again? That is so totally not fair you guys! I have plenty of kelly green stuff that I can not wear now. What if those teams never win again? What then. What a complete waste of my hair ribbons!

Second question: Why are we not allowed to have flip-flops? Can't we have flip-flop friday once a month? I promise I have cute toes. LOL.

Also, (maybe this is like question 3 actually) on "Random Dress Tuesday" can I wear my two piece bathing suit?


That's all the questions I have -for now LOL.

I hate green pinstripes, giving tribute to the Celtics. Blue, however, are acceptable since they idolize the Yankees.

[Neopet_Girl]

Originally Posted by LSC9901

Neo ... look very closely at that page. Isn't what you are reading done with a red crayon ??? That's Marc and his games again.

That lump on the side of your foot ??? Bunion ???? Not pretty !!!

Goth ... tell her about the last time we did the two piece swim suit day ...... didn't Jim Carson really look like an arse !!!

Obviously you are talking about my "Toe Ring", isn't it pretty! LOL. I got it for my high school graduation!

LSC, I hate to bring this up, since I am new, but I think that the Medical does cover new prescription glasses. And well, I think you need them?

Is that why they have you doing NASCAR, cause you cannot miss seeing the big cars running around? Do you tell them apart by color or can you make out the numbers in your condition? LOL.

Okay, I got to go look up the rule on Toe Rings. Got to go for now. Later everyone.

[LSC9901]

Originally Posted by Neopet_Girl

Obviously you are talking about my "Toe Ring", isn't it pretty! LOL. I got it for my high school graduation!

LSC, I hate to bring this up, since I am new, but I think that the Medical does cover new prescription glasses. And well, I think you need them?

Is that why they have you doing NASCAR, cause you cannot miss seeing the big cars running around? Do you tell them apart by color or can you make out the numbers in your condition? LOL.

Okay, I got to go look up the rule on Toe Rings. Got to go for now. Later everyone.

Neo, Neo, Neo ...... what a poor innocent little damsel in distress you are. First off you are Marc's understudy. That title and a buck 29 will get you a coffee at Starbuck's. Take note of Tuesday's agenda and you'll see that we will be discussing Marc's involvement with this Dubai deal, Stacey and her fraudulent use of the company credit card IN DUBAI. Marc could be on shakey ground. It is my understanding that Lefty will have more to say about this issue but if you want to continue to be Marc's "intern" that is by all means your choice. If you happen to wander by HR anytime soon stop in and ask Betty Coolidge about a gal named Rose. Be ready for a very long story and if Betty's coffee starts shooting out of her nose when she gets laughing, don't be surprized.

Medical ... yes we have it but only after 90 days and it is for career emplyees only. Interns are not eligible for it. Furthermore I've had lasik surgery so you may want to reconsider your wicked little statements. When you are in HR talking with Betty, just stop by Dales office and mention my name. He'll probably crawl under his desk. He's aware of what I can get done.

[Gotham Dark Knight]

Originally Posted by LSC9901

Neo, Neo, Neo ...... what a poor innocent little damsel in distress you are. First off you are Marc's understudy. That title and a buck 29 will get you a coffee at Starbuck's. Take note of Tuesday's agenda and you'll see that we will be discussing Marc's involvement with this Dubai deal, Stacey and her fraudulent use of the company credit card IN DUBAI. Marc could be on shakey ground. It is my understanding that Lefty will have more to say about this issue but if you want to continue to be Marc's "intern" that is by all means your choice. If you happen to wander by HR anytime soon stop in and ask Betty Coolidge about a gal named Rose. Be ready for a very long story and if Betty's coffee starts shooting out of her nose when she gets laughing, don't be surprized.

Medical ... yes we have it but only after 90 days and it is for career emplyees only. Interns are not eligible for it. Furthermore I've had lasik surgery so you may want to reconsider your wicked little statements. When you are in HR talking with Betty, just stop by Dales office and mention my name. He'll probably crawl under his desk. He's aware of what I can get done.

LSC, as a new hire, I do not believe Neo has access to the files that cover the proposed new building in Dubai, or the Tueday memo. Perhaps her Boss Marc would give her some insight.

Legal issued a gag order on the "The interm incident" my friend. I do not think you should be bringing up Rose's name.

Beside, we have bigger fish to fry. Lefty is looking for a desk that is as big as Ross'. He would also like for us to contact a local artist and get a mural on his wall in the hall leading up to his Penthouse office. I told him you and I would look into it.

By the way, I really hate to tell you, but I am not sure the Lasik took...haven't you ever wonder why we discourage you from driving us to golf on Thursdays? Well, now you know.

...also, the day you took the 9 iron to Dale, well, it was not your best day. Effective yes, but cost you the VP slot, that's all I got to say.

[MJHMarc]

I may have to a hire a lawyer to defend my job here as MLB Moderator. I heard that I may be relocated to another position, and not adminstrator. According to the office gossip, it may be Head of Custodial Arts or some other prestigious position. I spoke to Chip McKenzie today and he is confident in the new deal with BIC concerning our office pens. I sent you an e-mail about it last Thursday, but you haven't responded. Hopefully, we can put that Dubai scounting in the rear-view mirror and focus on another part of Tuesday's agenda. I still don't see what's wrong with our current Headquarters, except for the fact that there are holes in the walls and the lights are hanging off the ceiling. When you get a chance, Neo, can you drop by Starbucks and get me a coffee? I would pay you know but I left my wallet in the office. Just make it quick because my throat is dying for thirst. You know what I usually get right? Okay, excellent. Have a good one, will ya?

[LSC9901]

Originally Posted by Gotham Dark Knight

LSC, as a new hire, I do not believe Neo has access to the files that cover the proposed new building in Dubai, or the Tueday memo. Perhaps her Boss Marc would give her some insight.

Legal issued a gag order on the "The interm incident" my friend. I do not think you should be bringing up Rose's name.

Beside, we have bigger fish to fry. Lefty is looking for a desk that is as big as Ross'. He would also like for us to contact a local artist and get a mural on his wall in the hall leading up to his Penthouse office. I told him you and I would look into it.

By the way, I really hate to tell you, but I am not sure the Lasik took...haven't you ever wonder why we discourage you from driving us to golf on Thursdays? Well, now you know.

...also, the day you took the 9 iron to Dale, well, it was not your best day. Effective yes, but cost you the VP slot, that's all I got to say.

Ahhhh .. alas you too are somewhat innocent. As you, and many other uninformed, are well aware the VP slot was filled by Trent Davis. Lefty knew full well what was happening with the VP slot when Trent got it. Once the initial IPO is well underway I'll be ordering new cards and Trent's name will be found on Monster.Com. That is still hush, hush so keep it under the lid for a while.

The reason you guys won't let me drive is because of my somewhat heavy right foot and non effective left foot. I've always allowed the California "Stop" rule play a large effect on my driving. Now you can get a better understanding as to why I manage the NASCAR team instead of some of the other wimp managers we have working for us. I'm just living the dream.

Dale is still thanking me today for not using my driver. He said the limp and hearing problem could have been much worse. Nice kid.

I thought that Louie had put the Rose issue to bed ..... literally ???

Think about this for just a minute. Don't say no right away. It really might work. You know those kids that paint the bridge down on Fullerton Ave ??? How about getting them to do a mural for Lefty. Their good, fast and hey !!! they can even work in the dark if necessary. Just think about it, that's all I'm asking.

[Gotham Dark Knight]

Originally Posted by LSC9901

Ahhhh .. alas you too are somewhat innocent. As you, and many other uninformed, are well aware the VP slot was filled by Trent Davis. Lefty knew full well what was happening with the VP slot when Trent got it. Once the initial IPO is well underway I'll be ordering new cards and Trent's name will be found on Monster.Com. That is still hush, hush so keep it under the lid for a while.

The reason you guys won't let me drive is because of my somewhat heavy right foot and non effective left foot. I've always allowed the California "Stop" rule play a large effect on my driving. Now you can get a better understanding as to why I manage the NASCAR team instead of some of the other wimp managers we have working for us. I'm just living the dream.

Dale is still thanking me today for not using my driver. He said the limp and hearing problem could have been much worse. Nice kid.

I thought that Louie had put the Rose issue to bed ..... literally ???

Think about this for just a minute. Don't say no right away. It really might work. You know those kids that paint the bridge down on Fullerton Ave ??? How about getting them to do a mural for Lefty. Their good, fast and hey !!! they can even work in the dark if necessary. Just think about it, that's all I'm asking.

I am not saying no. I am open to the possibilities of those kids doing the mural... But can they do something a bit more classic and less "retro 1987 subway graffitti?" ...Cause that boat has sailed man... I think what we want is a 2X scale picture of Lefty, with Emmy's logo behind him. Look, I know you think of it as an ego thing...and it may well be, the guy has taken to calling himself, "The Lefty" ala Donald Trump...but humor him until that VP thing comes your way.

By the way, I always wondered why you never used the driver on Dale...and they say you don't have a heart... You do live that motto of yours, don't you man...it's a classic..."Hate me all you want, but do it with a side order of respect"...old school all the way.

...and keep it on the sly, but yes, we got the pictures you needed of Trent. Let's just say that "the girl, kept the web cam on" as arranged. I charged it to Stacey's account as we discussed...no way, they can trace it back to us.