[LSC9901]

Originally Posted by Gotham Dark Knight

That's the problem isn't it...He is a nice enough guy...but where is he when 5:00 PM comes around?...

Did you hear about the time they found him taking a nap on the 4th floor breakroom! Ross was steamed. We had the guy from Pittsburgh in and when we went to start the meeting...he was not around...took us 15 minutes to find him...and get this. He had an inprint of sweet-n-low across his forehead. I almost died of laughter.

I didn't hear about that but this past winter when the heat went out in the conference room he jumped up and said I can fix that. Lo and behold off he goes to the basement leaving us with the Wilson account reps and no data to feed them. About an hour later after the Wilson Group has left, mad I might add, we went looking for heat and you know who. There he was in the boiler room playing Madden 2007 on his Ninetendo and just guess who was with him ???

[Gotham Dark Knight]

Originally Posted by LSC9901

I didn't hear about that but this past winter when the heat went out in the conference room he jumped up and said I can fix that. Lo and behold off he goes to the basement leaving us with the Wilson account reps and no data to feed them. About an hour later after the Wilson Group has left, mad I might add, we went looking for heat and you know who. There he was in the boiler room playing Madden 2007 on his Ninetendo and just guess who was with him ???

Yeah, I don't have to guess. You think they were twins.

Man, I hate to ask, but have you seen the lap top we got for the new hire?...I could have sworn we gave it to the Tech to load Windows on it, and he brought it back.

You don't suppose that....no, he wouldn't...you gotta watch him man...I keep telling you. Last week it was the coffee mug my Aunt brought me back from The Alamo...damn I loved that cup!

[LSC9901]

Originally Posted by Gotham Dark Knight

Yeah, I don't have to guess. You think they were twins.

Man, I hate to ask, but have you seen the lap top we got for the new hire?...I could have sworn we gave it to the Tech to load Windows on it, and he brought it back.

You don't suppose that....no, he wouldn't...you gotta watch him man...I keep telling you. Last week it was the coffee mug my Aunt brought me back from The Alamo...damn I loved that cup!

I hope you are just kidding about that coffee cup. He gave it to my wife as a Mothers Day gift. He put some flowers in it and told us how he has visited the Alamo recently and thought of us when he was there. He said I know your son loves Jim Bowie and you guys do such a great job bringing him up. Then the topper ... "I just had to get this for you" I'm embarrassed. I'll bring the mug in tomorrow. I'm so sorry about this.

[LSC9901]

Originally Posted by Gotham Dark Knight

Yeah, I don't have to guess. You think they were twins.

Man, I hate to ask, but have you seen the lap top we got for the new hire?...I could have sworn we gave it to the Tech to load Windows on it, and he brought it back.

You don't suppose that....no, he wouldn't...you gotta watch him man...I keep telling you. Last week it was the coffee mug my Aunt brought me back from The Alamo...damn I loved that cup!

I've got a good idea where the lap top is right now. The end is in sight.

[simple simon]

Originally Posted by simple simon

alright ........ im gone for a few hours and i get lambasted for 2 pages ?

and now im being ignored

[LSC9901]

Originally Posted by simple simon

and now im being ignored

Simon .. we have bigger issues right now. You know who is stealing from the company. The lap top is gone !!

[Gotham Dark Knight]

Originally Posted by simple simon

and now im being ignored

Sorry, Simon...but man, the lap top comes out of Lefty's budget...

Look, we know you are a bit stressed, and the whole spitball incident was your way of releasing your frustrations. We get it.

But look at the memo...items #2 and #4...that's the real issue at hand.

Well, and now we have to explain this. BTW, LSC is not sold on Johnson, he wants Suzi from 7.

[simple simon]

ok then

from now on i will be straight laced, to the point and concise in all my posts ...... i will always stay on topic on every thread i reply to ....... i will never pick on anyone or be contrary to any opinion

let's see how y'all like that

you will be whining for the old simon inside of ten minutes

[LSC9901]

and where were you for those two hours ????

Ron Petersen from Higgins & Smith was in looking for you. Templton from R&D covered for you but he doesn't have all the answers. Please let someone know when you are leaving.

[simple simon]

Originally Posted by LSC9901

Templton from R&D covered for you but he doesn't have all the answers.

see LSC, that's the trick ........ never give your subordinates all the answers or they start thinking they can replace you

[Gotham Dark Knight]

Originally Posted by LSC9901

and where were you for those two hours ????

Ron Petersen from Higgins & Smith was in looking for you. Templton from R&D covered for you but he doesn't have all the answers. Please let someone know when you are leaving.

LSC, go easy on him. He blew the Layland account on Wednesday. Not that it was his fault, you know about the glitch in the MLB forum that send out the porn spam to Layland. Tony in software...well...yeah, without saying anything. We had us "another Madden 2007 incident"

...and Simon, we have Marc already working on the "concise post" issue, we can't lose you to team 'BAMA for that as well.

[Gotham Dark Knight]

Holy crap guys...I flip screens and I swear we are not in the Mod Forum...are we live?...Guys, are we live? Holy crap! Marc!...Marc! What have you done?

Are we live?...or we on the air?...freakin software....Marc!!!!

[Gotham Dark Knight]

I think this is caught on the Neo thread... I can see it...well on the split screen...for an instant...Marc???....where the heck is Marc?...guys, status check...turn to the default screen please.

[simple simon]

sorry GDK, im too busy correcting crap-ups that happened while i was gone today

[Gotham Dark Knight]

If this hits U-tube its over.