[Gotham Dark Knight]

Originally Posted by MJHMarc

I remember when he said, "I smell Rams vs. Patriots!" It was a perfect line. You just had to hear it.

Since this is an introduction thread, which doesn't deal with sports, we go off-topic.

As moderators/admins, we are responsible to make sure that all threads deal with sports and are on-topic, and not spam. Spammers and ramblers are our worst enemies.

I try to make my posts concise, so that they don't lead to off-topic conversations.

You have to learn from the best, but unfortunately he left.

Yes, but did you review the file for the meeting on Tuesday?

[LSC9901]

Originally Posted by MJHMarc

I remember when he said, "I smell Rams vs. Patriots!" It was a perfect line. You just had to hear it.

Since this is an introduction thread, which doesn't deal with sports, we go off-topic.

As moderators/admins, we are responsible to make sure that all threads deal with sports and are on-topic, and not spam. Spammers and ramblers are our worst enemies.

I try to make my posts concise, so that they don't lead to off-topic conversations.

You have to learn from the best, but unfortunately he left.

It's OK Marc ... I'm back. I was just reviewing a ballooning website. That is a sport you know.

[Gotham Dark Knight]

Originally Posted by LSC9901

It's OK Marc ... I'm back. I was just reviewing a ballooning website. That is a sport you know.

You do know we only put up with your writing of reviews for other sites because...well, you are the go to guy here. Well that and the cushy TP.
Carry on.

[LSC9901]

Originally Posted by Gotham Dark Knight

Couldn't agree with you more. One bad apple and well, now we have to do without.

Not to change the subject, but have you looked over the applications for the new secretary/receptionist? Look, I know looks should not matter and all, but I think the Johnson girl would be...how do I say this in a PC manner?...our sponsers would feel more welcomed by her cheerful presence...you know? Not knocking the other applicants...nothing against them...expect for the Wendy girl...I don't think she knows she kinda over did it with the perfume...but man, I could not breath during the interview! It's not like the freakin office is all that big!...Well, like I said, the Johnson girl...look over her application. Seeing as she will double as your marketing helper, I do need your input.

Being the multi tasker that I am I'm reviewing her online application as we speak. I can only guess that you missed the notation in line 7b. Can you imagine how we'd look when Bill from Reebok comes in ?? I don't think that is a chance we need to take. When are we no longer accepting applications ?

The Wendy gal can go back to the car dealerships. Maybe the smell of new cars will offset her ......... stench ??? Is that the correct term ?

[Gotham Dark Knight]

Originally Posted by LSC9901

Being the multi tasker that I am I'm reviewing her online application as we speak. I can only guess that you missed the notation in line 7b. Can you imagine how we'd look when Bill from Reebok comes in ?? I don't think that is a chance we need to take. When are we no longer accepting applications ?

The Wendy gal can go back to the car dealerships. Maybe the smell of new cars will offset her ......... stench ??? Is that the correct term ?

LSC, you know that I do not have the eye for details that you have. Look, I am sorry, yes, of course the note on 7b. She did explain that her stay at the Institution was temporary. More of a precaution really. But you are right. Bill is strongly against anti-depressive medication and psychology all together and the two would...uhm...not mix well.

...and I know you are old school, and carry a lot of weight here, but stench is a bit much. Though you are right about the new car smell presenting the proper balance...ha...poor girl.

[Bette]

Originally Posted by Gotham Dark Knight

LSC, you know that I do not have the eye for details that you have. Look, I am sorry, yes, of course the note on 7b. She did explain that her stay at the Institution was temporary. More of a precaution really. But you are right. Bill is strongly against anti-depressive medication and psychology all together and the two would...uhm...not mix well.

...and I know you are old school, and carry a lot of weight here, but stench is a bit much. Though you are right about the new car smell presenting the proper balance...ha...poor girl.

Oh brother!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[LSC9901]

OK ... stench may have been the wrong way to describe my inability to breath properly for an extended time frame. It has been a long week and frankly I have had enough of ... well you know to whom I am refering.

So what about further applications? Are we still accepting? Wendy just isn't going to make the cut. Our advertisers are far more important than hiring little miss pretty. Any chance we'll promote from within ? Suzi on the 7th floor ????

[Gotham Dark Knight]

Originally Posted by LSC9901

OK ... stench may have been the wrong way to describe my inability to breath properly for an extended time frame. It has been a long week and frankly I have had enough of ... well you know to whom I am refering.

So what about further applications? Are we still accepting? Wendy just isn't going to make the cut. Our advertisers are far more important than hiring little miss pretty. Any chance we'll promote from within ? Suzi on the 7th floor ????

Oh boy. Look, LSC, I am open to the possibilities of Suzi (and I really think it's Suzy with a Y...she lectured me on that once) from 7...but are you sure you are not just reacting to her excitment about balloons and balloonists? Sorry man, I had to ask. She is always carrying on about the pictures on your wall and all.

Though what she lacks in looks, she makes up for in hustle, I will give you that. Run it by Lefty. You know how he can be about the staffing issue. Just because it comes out of his budget, and affects the bonus structure.

Hey, if we are considering Suzi, how about Danielle in accounting...come on man, she laughs at all your jokes. Consider it.

[MJHMarc]

What in the world are you talking about?

[Gotham Dark Knight]

Originally Posted by MJHMarc

What in the world are you talking about?

Dude, the meeting on Tuesday. Didn't you get the memo? Three items, well four to discuss.

1) Lefty's promotion (aka his bonus for the next year)
2) The TP for the office
3) The hiring of the sec/marketing helper
4) The spitball incidents this week

Be there.

[LSC9901]

Goth .... LOOK ... Mr Innocent "I didn't do it" is here

[Gotham Dark Knight]

Originally Posted by LSC9901

Goth .... LOOK ... Mr Innocent "I didn't do it" is here

F***, you know he is responsible for #2 and well, by default #4 on the Memo...

Some freakin nerve!

[LSC9901]

He must be communicating from home. He's not in his cubicle.

[Gotham Dark Knight]

Originally Posted by LSC9901

He must be communicating from home. He's not in his cubicle.

That's the problem isn't it...He is a nice enough guy...but where is he when 5:00 PM comes around?...

Did you hear about the time they found him taking a nap on the 4th floor breakroom! Ross was steamed. We had the guy from Pittsburgh in and when we went to start the meeting...he was not around...took us 15 minutes to find him...and get this. He had an inprint of sweet-n-low across his forehead. I almost died of laughter.

[simple simon]

alright ........ im gone for a few hours and i get lambasted for 2 pages ?