A panda goes to a bar... A panda walks into a bar. The panda orders a sandwich.
After eating the sandwich, the waiter came with the check. The panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter.
As the panda leaves, the owner shouts at him, Hey! You crook! You just shot my waiter, and you didnt pay for your sandwich!
The panda yells back over his shoulder, Hey buddy, I'm a panda; look it up!
The owner pulls out his trusty little pocket dictionary and looks up the word panda.
He reads, Panda: a black and white marsupial of Asian origin. Eats shoots and leaves.
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