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Old 11-02-2009, 01:07 AM
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Smile A panda goes to a bar...

A panda walks into a bar. The panda orders a sandwich.

After eating the sandwich, the waiter came with the check. The panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter.

As the panda leaves, the owner shouts at him, Hey! You crook! You just shot my waiter, and you didnt pay for your sandwich!


The panda yells back over his shoulder, Hey buddy, I'm a panda; look it up!

The owner pulls out his trusty little pocket dictionary and looks up the word panda.

He reads, Panda: a black and white marsupial of Asian origin. Eats shoots and leaves.
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Old 11-02-2009, 11:19 AM
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Re: A panda goes to a bar...

That's bad.

FUNNY!!!! But bad.
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Old 11-02-2009, 03:16 PM
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Re: A panda goes to a bar...

haha thats bad its similar to another joke I know which is not appropriate for this forum...or any for that matter lol
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Old 11-02-2009, 07:34 PM
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Re: A panda goes to a bar...

lol Yeah thats bad.



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haha thats bad its similar to another joke I know which is not appropriate for this forum...or any for that matter lol
Hey, you arent supposed to know those kind of jokes.
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Old 11-02-2009, 07:44 PM
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lol Yeah thats bad.





Hey, you arent supposed to know those kind of jokes.
i learned it in middle school so...
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Old 11-03-2009, 12:47 AM
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Re: A panda goes to a bar...

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haha thats bad its similar to another joke I know which is not appropriate for this forum...or any for that matter lol
The one about the Koala?
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Old 11-03-2009, 01:14 PM
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Re: A panda goes to a bar...

no not at all
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