[simple simon]

surfing the web tonight i came across some football jokes........i figured id share them

if any of you know any, please share them with us.......please remember forum rules.......teams and players are fair game but lets not bash fans and their cities ..........and remember, try and take it all in stride......if your team is the butt of a joke here, its just a joke no need to get mad..........hell make the Pats the butt of the jokes, we can take it

[simple simon]

If three Cincy players are in a car, who's driving ?


The police officer

[simple simon]

What do you say to a Cincy player wearing a suit and tie ?


Will the defendant please rise

[Michigan Man]

Originally Posted by simple simon

If three Cincy players are in a car, who's driving ?


The police officer

That is very funny. Give me some more.

[Michigan Man]

Hey I got one:


A guy walks into a bar with a dachshund under his arm. The dog is wearing a Lions jersey helmet and is holding Lions pom poms.

The bartender says,"Hey! No pets allowed in here! You'll have to leave!"

The man begs, "Look I'm desperate. We're both big fans, my TV is broken, and this is the only place we can see the game!"

After securing a promise that the dog will behave and warning him that if there is any trouble they will be thrown out, the bartender relents and allows them to stay in the bar and watch the game.

The game begins with the Lions receiving a kickoff. They march down field stop at the 30,and kick a field goal. With that the dog jumps up on the bar and begins walking up and down the bar giving everyone a high-five.

The bartender says,"Wow that is the most amazing thing I've ever seen! What does the dog do if they score a touchdown?"
"I don't know," replies the owner, "I've only had him for four years."

[simple simon]

Q: What's the difference between the Buffalo Bills and a dollar bill?


A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar.

[americanwit]

A man comes home from the bar drunk at 4am in the morning. His wife is sleeping and he tries to sneak into bed. He's laying in bed for a few minutes and lets rip a fart. His wife wakes up and asks, "What in the world was that?"
He replies, "Touchdown, I'm up 7 nothing."
She thinks to herself, "I'm gonna fix him." Then she lets one loose.
He yells at her, "What was that?"
She replies "Touchdown, tie score."
Now he thinks, "I'm gonna fix her." He's laying there for about 10 minutes trying to work one up. He tries so hard he craps in bed.
The wife asks, "Now what in the world was that?"
He replied, "Half time, switch sides."

[simple simon]

that's damn funny A-wit


How many Cowboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?


Alot, cause TO keeps dropping them

[Michigan Man]

You are hilarious simple simon

[americanwit]

Q: How do the Bengals spend the first week of training camp?
A: Studying the Miranda Rights