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02-24-2008, 08:22 PM
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| Throw me to the Lions By Patrick Obley Forget being the Pope or the President or even Stephen Colbert. I want to be president of the Detroit Lions. I want to be Matt Millen. I want to be paid ridiculous money to make my bosses look like idiots. I want to draft receiver after receiver after receiver in the NFL draft for no reason. I want to pick my coaches out of a hat ... or maybe a dartboard. Perhaps I’ll just open a phone book and close my eyes. Then I want to say something stupid after eight years on the job, after my team loses 50 more games than it wins (31-81). I want to say something about that record, something like it is “beyond awful.”......... The State | 02/24/2008 | Throw me to the Lions lol 
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02-25-2008, 04:57 AM
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| Re: Throw me to the Lions That was absolutely hilarious! "Are we at all certain the patriarch of the Ford family is still alive? Do we have a 'Weekend at Bernie’s' situation here?" |
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