[simple simon]

DEARBORN, Mich. (Sept. 6) - A Detroit Lions assistant coach was arrested twice in the past two weeks - once while police say he was driving nude and a week later on suspicion of drunken driving.

Police in the Detroit suburb of Dearborn said Joe Cullen, who coaches the team's defensive line, was pulled over Aug. 24 and ticketed on suspicion of indecent and obscene conduct.

Then, on Sept. 1, police stopped his 2006 Ford Explorer and determined he had a blood-alcohol content of 0.12 percent, court records show. The legal limit for drivers in Michigan in 0.08 percent.

NFL- Coach Arrested for Allegedly Driving Nude - AOL Sports

[Lefty Noob]

Wow... you can't make this stuff up!