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| Re: SEC Football Predictions Someone sent this to me the other day. I love the stuff about South Carolina and Arkansas. HOW MANY SEC STUDENTS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? At VANDERBILT: it takes two, one to change the bulb and one more to explain how they did it every bit as good as the bulbs changed at Harvard. At GEORGIA : it takes two, one to change the bulb and one to phone an engineer at Georgia Tech for instructions. At FLORIDA : it takes four, one to screw in the bulb and three to figure out how to get stoned off the old one. At ALABAMA : it takes five, one to change it, three to reminisce about how The Bear would have done it, and one to throw the old bulb at an NCAA investigator. At OLE MISS: it takes six, one to change it, two to mix the drinks and three to find the perfect J. Crew outfit to wear for the occasion. At LSU: it takes seven, and each one gets credit for five Semester hours. At KENTUCKY: it takes eight, one to screw it in and seven to discuss how much brighter it seems to shine during basketball season. At TENNESSEE : it takes ten, two to figure out how to screw it in, two to buy an orange lampshade, and six to phone a radio call-in show and talk about how much they hate Alabama. At MISSISSIPPI STATE : it takes fifteen, one to screw in the bulb, two to buy the Skoal, and twelve to yell, "GO TO HELL, OLE MISS". At AUBURN : it takes one hundred, one to change it, forty-nine to talk about how they did it better than at Bama, and fifty to get drunk and Roll toomer's Corner when finished. At SOUTH CAROLINA : it takes 80,000, one to screw it in and 79,999 to discuss how this finally will be the year that they have a decent football team. At ARKANSAS : None. There is no electricity in Arkansas .
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| Re: SEC Football Predictions Quote:
Florida is #1!! Lets see he got Chris Leak right about the best QB..he is one of the best..the next best is Florida's Freshman QB Tim Tebow!! I think LSU or Auburn will win SEC West... What do you mean Leak will be the QB he was supposed to be?? He is the QB he was supposed to be and the best 2!!!! That is just me because I love the Florida Gators!! So you know I am gonna say that Chris Leak and Tim Tebow are the best!! Well the Gators are the best!! |
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| Re: SEC Football Predictions If i'm doing all my math right...Florida automatically goes to ATL because they have beaten everybody in the SEC East. The only possibility for anybody else to go...that's Tenn...and its ONLY if UGA can beat Florida at the Cocktail Party. Am i right?...if not tell me
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| Re: SEC Football Predictions i say vandy on top just kidden the winner of the florida\tennessee will rap up the east and i love ut but i feel the west is the best this year lsu? or auburn or even arkansas the sec has a bunch of top 25 teams look out again another sec national champ? what do you all think? |
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| Re: SEC Football Predictions I don't think Florida is ready for a repeat. My guest will be Georgia or Tennessee, but South Carolina will be the surprise this year. LSU will win the other side with Auburn coming in second. Arkansa will hurt alot of teams . Georgia & LSU in S.E.C. Championship. |
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