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Epic Trash for a Storybook Finish


You ain’t so bad - you pansy BCS chumps
You deserve no respect; and your system is in the dumps
We’re sick of your double standards. Your trash talkin’ is played
So here’s some back at you; oooooooooooooo we’re so afraid

We’re the BCS conferences - we are at the top
We get our millions of dollars; never does it stop
If our team doesn’t make it - one from our conference will
And the millions keep on rolling - every year into our till

You ain’t so bad - you pansy BCS chumps
When BCS snaps its fingers - big BCS team jumps
If you lose two or three, don’t worry about your place
If we lose one game - we’re removed from the race!

The Broncos aren’t that good; their schedule is easy to beat
Their conference isn’t BCS; with us they can’t compete
We have prestige and talent - tradition and size
The others can not handle - what our money buys

Well here we are BCS - patiently we wait
Take us on pansy chumps; just name the place and date
What about your prestige? What did your money buy?
You’re still afraid to play Boise - with a cowardly reason why

We made this strange agreement - a couple years ago
Now they made it to our ‘07 Fiesta Bowl. Oh no!
Now we have to stoop - to the level of Boise State
At least now we can tutor them - in the WAC’s ultimate fate

Big Ten Oklahoma - where BCS champs are made
Ooooooooo this WAC team - is soooooooo afraid
Where are those “big” states anyway? Does anyone know?
I can not find them - on my map of Idaho

I applaud the PAC 10’s - Oregon State....“Hooray!”
For being the only one of you - who had the guts to play
You know Oregon State - the ones who beat USC?
They were the ones - who finished number three

Another BCS team - who is pretty cool
Are the Florida Gators - but in the east is where they rule
We have some high schools - for Ohio State to scrimmage
They’ll try not to be too hard - on your BCS image

What happened to your Big Ten team? How did your Sooners do?
They’re selling DVD’s - if you need a review
I do applaud the Sooners - you played a hard fought game
But learn where Boise is BCS; ‘cause we’ll be back just the same


© 2007 • Lonn Durfee • This poem may be freely copied, published, and performed.