[Lefty Noob]

Hey, everyone - saw this post by our own WVGrandma4Kasey down in the Rodeo forum, and I thought it was so funny that I had to repost it here. Now, everyone, please don't take offense - it's all in good fun!

Originally Posted by WVGrandma4Kasey

(1) What does the average Michigan player get on
his SATs?
.........Drool.

(2) What do you get when you put 32 West Virginia
cheerleaders in one room?
......A full set of teeth.

(3) How do you get a Nebraska cheerleader into your
dorm room?
........Grease her hips and push.

(4) How do you get a Penn State graduate off your
porch?
..Pay him for the pizza.

(5) How do you know if an Alabama football player has
a girlfriend?
..There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup.

(6) Why is the Kentucky football team like a possum?
.....Because they play dead at home and get killed on
the road.

(7) What are the longest three years of a Miami (Fla)
football player's life?
........His freshman year.

( How many Oklahoma freshmen does it take to change
a light bulb?
........None. That's a sophomore course.

(9) Where was O. J. headed in the white Bronco?
......... Durham, North Carolina. He knew that the
police would never look at Duke for a Heisman Trophywinner.

AND FINALLY

(10) Why did Texas choose orange as their team
color?
.........You can wear it to the game on Saturday,
Hunting on Sunday, and picking up trash along the
highways the rest of the week.

Thanks for the jokes, Grandma!

Anyone else have any good (CLEAN!) college football humor to share?

[epic37311]

LMOA I like the Nebraska one most