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Old 03-11-2008, 07:47 AM
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Watching March madness? get a vasectomy

This is my first - and possibly my last - post in college basketball, but I saw something very fun in the paper today.
It is offered by the Oregon urology Institute - they suggest since guys will be sitting around for long period of time watching the March madness tourney, why not get a vasectomy beforehand and take the time to convalesce?
Apparently men rarely take the 2-4 days they should to recuperate, so the Institute is offering up 12 spots on March 19 before the tournament starts and 12 spots on March 26, the start of week 2.
More than half the spots are gone.
A radio station running the ads is offering each participant a kit: sports magazines, free pizza delivery and a bag of frozen peas (there will be swelling.
if it's all about men taking care of themselves the way they should, i'm for it.
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Old 03-11-2008, 07:53 AM
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Re: Watching March madness? get a vasectomy

That is just funny!
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Old 03-11-2008, 02:24 PM
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Re: Watching March madness? get a vasectomy

Somehow, I see a lot of bets centering around this... loser had to undergo the procedure.
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Old 03-11-2008, 03:35 PM
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Re: Watching March madness? get a vasectomy

I think I will pass on their offer. I have a phobia about sharp objects in that area.
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Old 03-11-2008, 04:09 PM
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Re: Watching March madness? get a vasectomy

gee whiz blue. you will never be able to top this one.
It is funny.
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Old 03-11-2008, 04:10 PM
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Re: Watching March madness? get a vasectomy

I suppose that's called your survival instinct.
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Old 03-12-2008, 06:39 AM
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Re: Watching March madness? get a vasectomy

My last comment re survival instinct was for azrael in case I confused anyone.
I thought so, too, Bette. Funny AND caring at the same time.
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