[Bette]

10. A former top ten draft pick wide receiver who actually catches the ball when it hits him in the hands.
9. A cure for staph infections.
8. To see Donte Stallworth actually earn some of the money from his multi-million dollar contract.
7. To be able to clone Shaun Rogers so the defense has any chance at stopping an opposing offense.
6. A coach that knows when to go for a touchdown and not kick meaningless field goals.
5. One premiere Tight End who just shuts ups and plays.
4. One General Manager that doesn't swear at his fans.
3. One owner more interested in the National Football League than the English Premier League.
2. A winning football franchise in this town after years and years of substandard play and unrealized potential.
1. Bill Cowher's phone number to help lure him out of retirement.

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