Did you know that Vinny Testaverde is so old that he was actually the 1st quarterback in recorded history? Its true. While Moses brought out the 10 commandments Vinny was tossing a pigskin (in those days it was made from sheepskin) around with his son Issac. Yep. Biblical historians have confirmed this fact.

Seriously though, I mean I thought the Browns were supposed to be improved...this is not improving. Now as for Lefty's tutoring comment, thats fine, let him be Frye's QB coach. COACH I said. The man has less left physically than when Muhammad Ali fought Larry Holmes and Holmes dragged it out because he was afraid to hurt the "old man." Dorsey is a fiery competitor who reminds me of Boomer Esiason. Hes fine as a back up. You want Testaverdes experience? Make him a coach. Man, now I know why people make fun of the Browns so much and why they won a SuperBowl as soon as they moved to Baltimore and became the Ravens!
