| Re: Reds Pitching Woes Of course he can. What are you thinking, Ken "Grumpy" Jr. can do it all. Knock the ball out of the park, strike out 20 in a game, shag balls, retrieve foul balls from the stands, wash uniforms, sell popcorn, spin straw into gold, turn water into wine, stop bullets with his teeth.
In fact, he should have his own costume, complete with cape, funny mask, and utility belt. That uniform just makes him blend in, like he's some ordinary baseball player. He really needs more attention called to himself for all of his steller achievements. |