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Perhaps the most bizarre item we've seen in . . . in . . . hell, ever comes from the Southern, which is touted as "Southrn Illinois' Homepage."

In an item regarding a local controversy over a four-day concert by the group Insane Clown Posse, Captain Harry Masse of the Illinois State Police District 22 says that security will be provided at the event by "30 members of the Cincinnati Bengals football organization."

Hoo boy this could get interesting.

But we can't help but be skeptical. Extremely skeptical. The event is scheduled for August 9 through 12. However, the Bengals are scheduled to play a game at Detroit on August 9, and to practice on August 11 and 12.

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