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We've all been there before. You're at the bar with your friends, and you had a bad day at work. So you've decided to drown your sorrows with shot after shot of delicious booze. You're drinking so you don't have to feel feelings anymore, because sometimes, feelings don't feel good.

Then it happens. You realize you have to pee. Panic strikes, you look around the bar, where is the bathroom!? Oh man, you're so drunk, and the bar is so dark, you just can't find it. You keep looking, and finally you spot it. Man, that was a close one.

But wait!

The bathroom is all the way over there. That's a long walk, and you have to pee pretty bad. What do you do? WHAT. DO. YOU. DO?

Well, if your an assistant coach at Baylor, you just relieve yourself on the bar.

Eric Schnupp, Baylor's offensive line/tight ends coach, was not arrested but was issued a citation at 2:20 a.m. Sunday for disorderly conduct-reckless exposure at Scruffy Murphy's, Waco police spokesman Steve Anderson said.

Bartender Danny Severe said in Tuesday's editions of the Waco Tribune-Herald that the incident happened around closing time and that Schnupp apparently thought no one was watching him as employees were moving patrons out of the building.

Severe said an employee witnessed Schnupp urinating on the bar, and a manager told police officers who were there for an unrelated matter.

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