[simple simon]

its always good to laugh.......so i figured i would post this thread and spread the chuckles

[simple simon]

"Well, at least the Chicago Cubs are trying. They installed a new pitching machine the other day. Unfortunately it beat them 4-1."

[simple simon]

According to the Chicago Tribune, the following statistic was given in the press notes for the June 7 Chicago-Oakland game:
The Oakland Athletics are 32-0 in games in which they have scored more runs than their opponents.

[simple simon]

A conceited new rookie was pitching his first game. He walked the first five men he faced and the manager took him out of the game. The rookie slammed his glove on the ground as he yelled, "Damn it, the jerk took me out when I had a no-hitter going."

[simple simon]

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life,
she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base.

[simple simon]

MLB is deciding whether or not to reinstate Pete Rose in the 07 season.
When asked about it, Rose said, "I hope they do, cause I've got $50 riding on it."

[simple simon]

It was so foggy today that the Cubs couldn't even see who was beating them.

[simple simon]

A teacher asks her students if they're Yankees fans. All of the hands go up except for one student. "Okay, Bobby. What team are you a fan of?"

"The Red Sox."

"Why's that?" "Well, my parents are both Red Sox fans, so I'm a Red Sox fan too."

"That's not a good answer, Bobby. If your parents were both morons, would you be a moron too?"

"No, that would make me a Yankees fan!"

[simple simon]

heckling the pitcher

Check the roster, you might be left-handed!

I've seen more heat in an EZ-Bake oven!

Hey pitch! Why do you keep hitting our bats?

How about a donation for this walk-a-thon!

[MJHMarc]

I don't have any chuckles for you. But, be sure to check out THE ONION for the latest fake news stories.

[WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot]

Ahhh the fine art of baseball heckling...

"Hey they killed a cow to make that glove, maybe you could try to use it!"

[simple simon]

Originally Posted by WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

Ahhh the fine art of baseball heckling...

omg very nice contribution WTF

very nice

[LSC9901]

12-year-old Jeff Maier reached out and caught a fly ball at the Yankees-Orioles game, causing Baltimore to lose the first game of the playoffs.
This means that Maier has already caught more fly balls than the entire Mets outfield...

[LSC9901]

A couple of Yogi Berra's teammates on the Yankees ball club swear that one night the stocky catcher was horrified to see a baby toppling off the roof of a cottage across the way from him. Yogi dashed over and made a miraculous catch - but then force of habit proved too much for him. He straightened up and threw the baby to second base.

[simple simon]

Originally Posted by LSC9901

12-year-old Jeff Maier reached out and caught a fly ball at the Yankees-Orioles game, causing Baltimore to lose the first game of the playoffs.
This means that Maier has already caught more fly balls than the entire Mets outfield...

lol.........poor Mets